PRICELESS

A joke that can have different meanings to it.



Priceless
1. Anything or anyone that you cannot put a price on.
2. Something or someone that makes you feel like you are on top of the world.
3. Amazing and free.
Example:
1. My children are priceless.
2. I give all my extra time and money to those in need, the feeling I get from seeing thier appreciation is priceless.
3. There is nothing more priceless than feeling amazing and not having to pay a penny.


Priceless
1. Anything or anyone that you cannot put a price on.
2. Something or someone that makes you feel like you are on top of the world.
3. Amazing and free.
Example:
1. My children are priceless.
2. I give all my extra time and money to those in need, the feeling I get from seeing thier appreciation is priceless.
3. There is nothing more priceless than feeling amazing and not having to pay a penny.


priceless
Mastercard's love children: a group of 12 music interns who have heart, lived in the hilton, had everything paid for them, partied like rock stars,toured with over 50 bands, and became best friends. Also used to emphasize a moment that can never be replicated to the same degree.
Example:
bull operator: "Where's the party at?"
megan: "Right here!" (body roll)
Sarah: "PRICELESS"


priceless
Said to rub salt into opponent(s) wounds after zeroing them out. Usually used while playing Def Jam: Fight For NY due to it's monetary reward system. Originated via the Mastercard commercials.
Example:
Getting your ass kicked by Cracka and Darkness: Priceless!

A: Dude, that game of Madden was priceless! How do you lose 42 to 0? B: Shut the fuck up, you goat sperm shitter.


flyers priceless
The name of one of the largest current email chains in existence. Started and sent to a select few individuals as a Philadelphia Flyers take-off on the popular Visa "Priceless" campaign, the email has been kept alive by users submitting senseless messages containing items such as irrelevant pictures, obscure pop culture references and inside jokes. Frequently these emails are part of the Friday Flood
Example:
Core: Dude, flyers priceless is up to its 137th response
Al: Get me off the list


priceless airloom
Da supposedly-magical-and-therefore-immensely-valuable weaving-device dat's described in da "Emperor's New Clothes" tale, and dat could purportedly create clothing dat would vanish into space and remain invisible except to those individuals in da Emperor's commonwealth who were fit for da position dat they were employed in.
Example:
Da two shyster-weavers in Hans Christina Anderson's famous tale of psychology claimed to possess a "priceless airloom" dat created magical garments, but in reality it was just an ordinary weaving-device wif nothing but "thin air" in its thread-processing apparatus.


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