Palm Pilot

A name given to someone who masturbates excessively.



palm pilot
the nickname of someone who just hit puberty, and now spends all of their time masturbating
Example:
ever since he turned 13, he has been a real palm pilot


palm pilot
When you slap a girl in the ass and the suctions caused sucks the shit out like a jet pilot leads a plane down the run-way and rockets into your face. This will cause many more g's than you can think of, of shit in the face.
Example:
Danial ask her to slap her in he ass and she recommended he masters the palm pilot for the next sesh.


Alaskan Palm Pilot
Sloppily written notes on the palm of ones hand. Developed specifically for Tea-Party rallies where use of a TelePrompter would limit possible criticisms of President Obama.
Example:
Joe Sixpack: "OMG, somethings wrong with my dick...it's turning blue!"

Hockey Mom: "No dear! You just forgot to clear your Alaskan Palm Pilot before watching The O'Reilly Factor...again."


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