Pantons

Noun or adjective - Some one who is full throttle, to push it up, or lights their hair on fire. Also a good dude; a current or former member of the technically, tactically, strategically, aesthetically, and especially socially superior fighter squadron.



Panton
Member of the 35th Fighter Squadron/Aircraft Maintenance Unit. Part of the 8th Fighter Wing "Wolf Pack" at Kunsan AB Korea.
Example:
Once a Panton, always a Panton.


Pantone
a small woodland creature varying in height between 2ft to 4ft. The Pantone is known for its hypnotic hips and black eyes. The Pantone is on the brink of extinction due to its tendency towards homosexuality.
Example:
They say to never look into the hips of a pantone. If so, you may never be attracted to a woman again.


panton
A person of Old age normally over the age of 60 years old.
Example:
Damn that niggas a Panton!!!!


Panton
Current butt dart champions of South Korea. Someone who enjoys docking, bussy, dingle donut. Often found jealously gaging on Juvat cock while they’re blue sisters rub fluffies. Pantons have a very deep skinship with each other and love being biebophiled.
Example:
Hey look those pantons are docking behind the jet


Panton Hug
Aviation term used to explain the 12 hour shift your about to work for no reason.

To work without accomplishing anything, getting hosed, screwed, fucked over, fucked in the ass.

To perform recreational maintenance on aircraft that are not going to fly or even on the flying schedule.
Example:
Well fella's, looks like were getting another Panton Hug tonight.

Panton Hugs all around!

Where were you all night? getting panton hugged??



day of Pantone
only occurs on tuesday november 10th. the day of Pantone is the absolute shittiest day of the year where the caca vibes are so extreme that everything that happens on this day contribute to the overall terribleness. For example, people spitting everytime they talk, stupid tv shows about cops, people with disproportionate body parts, and stupid tiktok stickers. it’s guaranteed to feel 162% more depressed and disgusted on this day than any other day of the year. day of Pantone looks like if salad fingers had been turned into an omeleto short film. emojis to discrive d.o.P. are 🧦💩👣💛🪖🪰🪨. the colours are a nice between vomit green, mustard yellow, and swampy brown (but not the beautiful swamp of shrek, more like an ugly swamp in a polluted forest).
Example:
pp master: “fuck bro, today was the yearly day of Pantone. i ate a mouldy whole grain bagel in a rainy sus alley with rats shitting all over my torn up socks.”
boob brudda: “yeah i know, four creepy homeless men were surrounding me on the bus and one of them had a pet fly in a musty jar that he called tom. man, i fucking hate day if Pantone.”


Gary Panton
A bald guy who obsesses over the lunch queue being in twos so that its a queue, not a crowd always wears an orange high vis jacket
Example:
look its Gary Panton better get in a queue not a crowd


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