Parrot
Fucking sick ass pets to have, they are literally better than any other pet and will live for longer then 10 years (if you take care of it. I mean that’s the reason why you have a pet isn’t it?) It’s like a expensive baby without ruining your wife’s body shape.
Some just might summon Satan if you give them the right drugs.
You can even teach them to talk. Bruh just teach them the N word and teach em to give you the n-word pass if they are black.
some spin their heads around thinking that they are gods because they can’t snap their own neck
Can also be used as a bottle opener
Some just might summon Satan if you give them the right drugs.
You can even teach them to talk. Bruh just teach them the N word and teach em to give you the n-word pass if they are black.
some spin their heads around thinking that they are gods because they can’t snap their own neck
Can also be used as a bottle opener
Example:
Owner- Hey Polly, want a cracker
Parrot- “No fuck off, I only take seed you dick, seriuosly. You’ve had me as a pet for 10 years now and you still know that I am fucking allergic to crackers. Fuck off.”
Owner- Hey Polly, want a cracker
Parrot- “No fuck off, I only take seed you dick, seriuosly. You’ve had me as a pet for 10 years now and you still know that I am fucking allergic to crackers. Fuck off.”