Payback
PAYBACK- The dead possum that was flung through the sunroof of your best friends car that now sits in your lap.
Payback
Something that appears to be good but then becomes dissapointing in the final result. Originating from Need for speed payback.
Example:
I wish this Christmas will be exciting. Last year as a fucking payback!
Don’t worry it will get better.
I wish this Christmas will be exciting. Last year as a fucking payback!
Don’t worry it will get better.
The Payback
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The Apostle of Payback
The Apostle of Payback — the sobriquet of Vladimir Putin given by Bill Burns, CIA boss.
When asked if Putin ever forgave anyone, Burns famously replied: “Yes, but not of everything.”
Many people who have opposed or humiliated Putin have died under “mysterious circumstance”.
The latest “fatality” is Wagner Group Leader Yevegney Prigozhin. On August 23rd 2023 a plane Prigozhin was on “fell out of the sky” killing everyone on board.
Revenge is a dish best served.
Period.
And, revenge is a dish best served ice cold.
Prigozhin’s plane “fell out of the sky” two months to the day from when he marched on Moscow in an apparent protest of the way the Ukrainian conflict was going. It was humiliating to Putin and the world took notice.
But, exactly two months later Putin said both “hold my vodka” and “ALLOW ME TO RETORT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!”
Game. Set. Match. Putin.
For now.
When asked if Putin ever forgave anyone, Burns famously replied: “Yes, but not of everything.”
Many people who have opposed or humiliated Putin have died under “mysterious circumstance”.
The latest “fatality” is Wagner Group Leader Yevegney Prigozhin. On August 23rd 2023 a plane Prigozhin was on “fell out of the sky” killing everyone on board.
Revenge is a dish best served.
Period.
And, revenge is a dish best served ice cold.
Prigozhin’s plane “fell out of the sky” two months to the day from when he marched on Moscow in an apparent protest of the way the Ukrainian conflict was going. It was humiliating to Putin and the world took notice.
But, exactly two months later Putin said both “hold my vodka” and “ALLOW ME TO RETORT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!”
Game. Set. Match. Putin.
For now.
Example:
Vladimir Putin is the The Apostle of Payback; he may forgive; but, he never forgets. The man is like a Black Parent!!!!!
Vladimir Putin is the The Apostle of Payback; he may forgive; but, he never forgets. The man is like a Black Parent!!!!!
Paybacks a bitch!
Example:
Dave-Why you so happy today?
Jim-I got back at my neighbor for letting his dog shit in my yard for years,I took all the dog shit from the winter and put it in a bag put it on his porch lit it on fire rang the bell and watched him stomping it out in his socks getting shit everywhere It was AWESOME!
Dave-Paybacks a bitch!
Dave-Why you so happy today?
Jim-I got back at my neighbor for letting his dog shit in my yard for years,I took all the dog shit from the winter and put it in a bag put it on his porch lit it on fire rang the bell and watched him stomping it out in his socks getting shit everywhere It was AWESOME!
Dave-Paybacks a bitch!
piggy payback
The momentary, vengeful blast of fetid guff that hits you in the face upon opening a packet of cold sliced ham.
Example:
"Be very careful opening that sandwich meat Keith, or you'll get some major piggy payback".
"Be very careful opening that sandwich meat Keith, or you'll get some major piggy payback".
Krusty Payback
When your girl pisses you, jerk off in her clean underwear, procedure to refold it and place back in drawer.