Penisity Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Penisity

A relative measure of how much of a dick a person is.

penisement

by subbie_333 on Sep 19, 2011 07:36:19

The crusty residue left on the penis after ejaculation (penis - semen - cement). Typically this partially/completely covers the peehole causing urine to shoot off to the side upon the first attempt.

Pronunciation: pen-uh-si-ment (sounds like the first part of "penicillin" and all of "cement")

Example:
Dude, how was your date with Bambi last night, and, where is the shower curtain?

Oh man, it was great! We did it four times and I must have passed out. Then, first thing this morning I go to take a piss, and, I'm standing right in front of the toilet and I hit the shower curtain big time. So, I took it down and threw it in the wash.

HAHAHA Penisement strikes again!

penising

by serbear4u on Feb 15, 2009 18:51:41

1. From the verb 'to penis'.

2. Any act involving use of the penis.

3. Fondling or kissing of the penis.

Example:
Student to test proctor: Why does that kid have his dick out?
Test proctor: Let the quadriplegic finish penising his essay questions.

The gay guys were short on time and couldn't do much more than kissing and penising.

Peniser

by Antonio El Pajero on Mar 15, 2019 17:32:08

A Peniser is a chronic and dedicated Masturbator. Most Penisers penis their penis for hours at a time and are very proud of being Masturbators.

Example:
Steve: I know Tony is a Peniser.
Rick: How do you know?
Steve: I saw him penising himself all day on Chaturbate yesterday.
Rick: Wow, I would have never guessed, he seems like such a nice guy

Mark: I always knew that guy was a Wanker!

penisive

by octocat on Apr 20, 2012 03:19:57

To be a penis, or to be difficult and hard to work with...

Example:
Jim: The sky is blue
Bob: why??
Jim: because the atmosphere makes it that way
Bob: Why
Jim: ... Stop being penisive you penis

Penises

by Fuck Ass Finnemore on Dec 13, 2003 07:58:13

Are fun to play with.

Example:
"I like to play with penises."

penisitis

by tah-dard! on Sep 27, 2011 04:11:20

The overcompensation for having a smaller dick by being an even bigger one.

Example:
"I think that rude prick with the obnoxiously oversized truck suffers from penisitis."

Penisism

by Ragnarok7000 on Oct 30, 2009 04:38:51

1. rule or domination by a the person with the largest penis.

2. a political system, state, etc. dominated by the person with the largest penis.

3. a way of determining order by the size of the penis of the participants.

Example:
Allan: So, who gets to go first ?
Bob: Definitely me, by right of penisism.
Allan: Huh ?
Bob: My penis is way bigger than yours Allan.
Allan: ...

Penising

by Charles La Dank on Oct 10, 2013 16:40:55

The act of inserting your penis.

Example:
"So I was penising my girlfriend the other day..."

"We weren't quite penising yet, so it was okay for me to take the call from my mother."

Penised

by Fianslip on Mar 19, 2006 12:13:33

Sexual intercourse involving the use of a penis. Not a fake penis, but a real penis possesed by a male of the species. e.g. a lesbian cannot "penis" another lesbian.

Example:
Dude, wookie totally penised lyzzi last night.

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