Pffft

Exclamation ( /pft/ also /pffft/ and /pfffffft/ depending on level of exclamation)1. Expressing astonishment or admiration2. Expressing agreement3. Expressing skepticism4. Expressing affirmation5. Expressing uncertainty6. Expressing joy7. Requesting or attempting to garner a response.*endless possibilities*



Pffft
A noise favourably used either in disbelief or as a pre-sound to laughter. Often an aggresive way of saying I disagree and of course for those of the population who feel obliged to try and hold in their laughter use this word.
Example:
'pfffHAHAHA!'

'I rule this game!' ' Pffft, yeh right'


pffft
the sound emitted when farting
Example:


PFFFT!!
PFFFT!! PFFFT The sound your lips pressed together and blowing air through them makes as you witness some idiot make a bigger fool of him or herself either by what they said, wrote, did. A show of utter disgust, no fear and the act of totally brushing someone off by dismissing them as a complete moron not worthy of one's time.

note: could be immediately followed by a brushing away with one's hand ending with a palm towards the buffoon.
Example:
(ex.) When you open the door to meet your blind date and a delusional 250 lb. water buffalo lied on her dating bio as being "just pleasingly plump." PFFFT!! Oh really? Maybe you should have listed your body type as "the Michelin Man."


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