Pirate

The most badass category of humans to ever walk the face of the earth. Pirates don't give a fat shit about anything, don't listen to any type of authority, get shit faced 24/7 off rum, and spend their lives kicking ass and sailing around on a giant ass ship. Instead of just executing traitors like a sensible human, pirates used to tie them to their mobile ass kicking platform (ship) and throw them overboard to drag them around the ocean where they would slap against the side of the ship and get fucked up by all the barnacles on the side. Is that not the most savage thing you've ever heard?Numerous studies by credible scientific journals have also came to a net conclusion in the past years that if you don't think pirates are the coolest you're probably a huge pussy."Wow urban dictionary poster, Pirates sound fucking cool. It sucks they only existed in the 18th century."My friend. Anybody can become a pirate if they just believe. That and if they exhibit fine pirate traits such as not giving a dogs ass about anything, taking whatever they want whenever they want, and exclaiming badass phrases like "AARRR" when about to do something reckless like punching your boss in the face or going on to the Disney channel website without your parents permission. Notable modern pirates include Chris Pontius, Stephen Colbert, Sid from toy story, and of course the father of the modern pirate, Bill Clinton."Pirate" can also be used as an adjective. See below for examples.



Pirate

by AsheIsALoser1 on Nov 11, 2018 09:31:38

A guy who drives a ship and yells "yo dude gimme your money and stuff" and gets whatever he wants. Usually has a stash or rum for some reason.
Example:
Bill: Dude did you see that one movie with the pirate?
Dale: Yeah, he looked like the alcoholic dude that lives down the block.


Pirate

by LeBryce The Red on Aug 02, 2005 06:02:05

The Pirate is an oft misunderstood individual who can be seen absolutely pwning everyone around him/her. Well versed in the arts of cheekiness, deceit, extortion(sp), theft, blackmail, smarmery, and crazy acrobatic sword and or knife fighting. The pirate always lands on his feet, and always wins, even when you think not. naturally hates the ninja, as ninjas are overated far too serious for their own good.
the most 31337 p1r4735 sometimes join the ranks of the mysterious Shadow Pirates.
Example:
ninja:ha! i have found you! now i shall avenge my family's honor!
pirate:psshh. piss off fuckface. yer mum liked it.
ninja: how dare you! devil! now you DIE!!
pirate: well, you are a sensitive boy aren't you? -proceeds to taunt ninja untill ninja rushes forward in a rage, trips ninja and takes his shoes and his wallet-
ninja: i will find you.....
pirate: bring yer sister. -walks away whistling-


Pirate

by Levi Light on Sep 22, 2005 23:12:06

1. One who drinks rum, get angry, and stab things.
2. A sailing criminal who, sails on a ship, steals from other ships, lives without any law:only a set of morals, survives on goods stolen from other ships/ports.
Example:
1. "Yeah, he got mad, grabbed a large kitchen knife and killed those stuffed animals."
2. See such movies as Hook, Peter Pan, or Pirates of the Caribbean.


Pirate

by nogoodie2shoes on Dec 05, 2015 18:38:10

1. A seafaring, swashbuckling, rum-guzzling, booze-smuggling, freebooting, filibustering, far-marauding, trespassing, sabre-rattling, word-cursing, gold-toothing, eye-patching, peg-legging, commandeering, vagabonding, bootlegging, buccaneering, highway-robbing, wave-raiding, booty-looting-plundering-and/or-pilfering-brigand. Occasional irritant to pre-industrial world trade and international shipping, see Captain Phillips. A person considered sinful and immoral by European colonial empires that engaged in the slave trade and ethnic cleansing. A dangerous criminal, unless enlisted on our side, and then known as a Buccaneer, a Corsair or a Privateer.
2. An original Pastafarian, as mentioned in the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, one of the Chosen People, the precursors to the modern Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
3. The sworn enemy and worst nightmare of a Ninja, to which a Pirate is always incalculably superior.
4. A saintly computer programmer, making expensive intellectual property free through their Bay.
5. An evil, profiteering, fat-cat, corporate, commie, big-wig thief, freebooting online content for its ad revenue at the creator's expense
6. CAPTAIN, Jack Sparrow.
Example:
"Do what you want, 'cause a pirate is free,
YOU ARE A PIRATE!
Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want 'cause a pirate be free,
You are a pirate!"

"Why join the Navy . . . if you can be a pirate?" - Steve Jobs

"PIRATES. I HATE THOSE FILTHY BANDITS."


Pirate

by Names_M on Oct 10, 2005 10:28:00

When a woman is giving you head pull out before ejaculation and blow your load in her eye. Then kick her in the shin. After completing those 2 tasks you have gave a women the pirate.
Example:
Dude i gave Kevo's sister the Pirate last night.


Pirate

by Larry Adams on Oct 22, 2011 12:35:00

A new subculture in the USA. Pirates are tolerant people, racists, homophobes, or racists are found nowhere in the pirate scene. They're not judgemental people at all. Because of this, pirates tend to get along with everybody. A pirate is always around for his/her friends, who are typically fellow pirates

The subculture revolves around music. Because of this, many pirates are musicians. Many other pirates tend to go into other music-related careers. A pirate will appreciate music of any genre, though they tend to avoid mainstream music. Typical pirates, listen to punk rock, grunge, metal, jazz, classic rock, anything that requires a good mind to appreciate.

There is no definitive pirate fashion. Pirates are allowed to dress as they please, although it helps if you avoid shoppin at stores such as Hollister and Abercrombie. Pirates have plenty of band shirts, as it's part of the culture.

Pirates swear like sailors. They know how to have a good time and seek to entertain themselves, and others. They tend to get along with everybody. Pirates are always around for their friends- they're about unity.
Example:
Dude 1; Man, that dude Sid Sandinista is pirate incarnate.
Dude 2; What do you expect? He created pirate culture with his buddies.
Dude 1; Figures.


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