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-noun

1. a place, such as your apartment or bedroom, where you take girls to have wild, rough sex with them.

2. every normal person’s heaven on earth.

Details

a. never under ANY circumstances does the pilot (male) take it easy on a passenger (lucky slut) who's visiting "Pound Town."

b. female's who dare to visit "Pound Town" are doing so at their own risk.

c. in most cases, the passengers are simply drunken sluts or swamp donkeys, looking to take one-night visit to "Pound Town."

Precautions

a. the majority of the travelers often face mild side effects such as a sore vagina, sore butt, rug burn and or stomach ache.

b. females who visit Pound Town may require a wheel chair on their trip back home.

c. rare, but serious side effects include a broken back and paralysis.

Additional Information

a. according to a recent study, 97% of passengers admitted to traveling to Pound Town only for the sole purpose of receiving an orgasm.

b. the other 3% of passengers claim they do not remember their trip.

Pound Town:

Where you take The Fuck Truck, of course!

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Is a fictitious place which represents an act known as sexual intercourse. This term is to be used with subtlety is necessarily. "Pound Town" is not to be used in vulgar manner. It is to be used as a polite synonym to replace other vulgar synonyms for pro creation.

Also, when one visits pound town, he or she must note his or her "PPM". PPM represents "pounds per minute". So, when person discusses pound town, he or she must make mention of his or her PPM during his or her stay in pound town.

To find your PPM, simple count the number of "pounds" or "slams" per 10 second interval and then multiply by 6 to have your average PPM!

BACKGROUND: "Pound Down" originated in 2007 in a small town in Maryland. The term came about after "the girls" hung out and started sharing stories. It is important not to use the term without giving thanks to "the girls" in Maryland.

A level of intercourse reached when you're going for broke.

The alternate name for the town of Dripping Spring, TX. Pound Town is a name supported by locals who feel the town should be named after one of the town's original founders, Dr. Joseph Pound. Also suggested is the renaming of the town's annual Founders Day Parade and Founders Day Festival into Pounders Day Parade and Pounders Day Festival. The original home of Dr. Joseph Pound still stands at the Dr. Pound Pioneer Farmstead Historical Museum.

Getting fucked, fucking or being the fucker

Legendary place in Bristol, VA where bad asses of epic proportions go to pound their Natty Lights and PBRs.