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networked

a man or woman who through family social status, a self built status or both has deep connections to a lot of powerful people. This includes having the powerful person's contact information like their personal cell phone number, email and other on line information not readily available to the general public. The networked person is not necessarily a household name but can be, the bottom line, the powerful people who matter know this person, their family, or have crossed paths with this person in the past.

Networking

by Bobbo231 on Jan 09, 2020 10:30:59

Sitting on someone's shoulders whilst using the urinal, and handing your resume to the business executive using the urinal besides you.

Example:
Bruh, I need to piss. Hop on, you can do some networking.

Networking

by hublahh on Aug 03, 2010 12:35:31

A method for unskilled people to get hired for jobs over people who are skilled.

Example:
Despite being an incompetent worker, I'm employed because I'm great at networking!

The Network

by Jessica <3 TN & GD. Deal wit it! on Jan 25, 2006 09:34:01

A German band that released their first (and only so far) album, Money Money 2020. They're basically a 'side project' of Green Day and some of their friends. The Network wears masks, has a techno sound, but it's not the sucky techno. Only for hardcore Green Day fans or poseurs. I think they're Green Day's alternate personalities. Have fetishes with disease and art and such. Definatley not for people easily disturbed. They also made up the religion of Lushotology. Band members include Fink (Billie Joe), Van Gough (Mike Dirnt), Z, The Snoo (Tre Cool), and Captain Underpants.

Example:
Dad: This sucks! It this Green Day?
Me: No, it's The Network.
Dad: Who's that?
Me: New band.
Dad: They're not too bad...
((Yes, this actually happened. Yes, my dad is lame.))

networking

by Darrell in a barrel on Apr 14, 2009 01:47:20

Bro-speak term for partying. "Networking" gives fratboys an easy out to help overcome the massive cognitive dissonance associated with their lifestyles should it be brought into question. Namely, the idea that they will one day get a good-paying, stable job despite the unfortunate reality of their complete lack of employable skills.

Example:
TKE: Hey man frats provide valuable networking opportunities. My bro's dad has a dealership and he's going to give me a job once I graduate with my bachelors in marketing and I'm going to make fat ass cash and retire when I'm 40 brah.

Human: What did you say? Sorry, I was kind of busy learning an actual skill that will allow me to avoid a career of glad-handing and brown-nosing to cover up my obvious ineptitude.

networking

by MrFranklin on Jun 11, 2006 13:26:16

A yuppie euphemism for kissing ass in order to get a job or obtain a raise or promotion.

Example:
Regardless of your skills, intelligence, or education, if you are not good at networking you will always earn minimum wage and live in a trailer park.

Networking

by Taffy McGee on Apr 13, 2012 22:39:22

Hanging out with friends and occasionally people would come, and we would meet some others

Example:
I actually dont like the word "networking" coz a lot of people annoy me when they do that, the stupid same questions they ask everyone. For me, i was hanging with my friends and occasionally people would come, and we would meet some others

Network

by BelgainDSoul on Aug 12, 2003 08:53:12

In computing:
a series of computers connected together, in order to exchange worddata/word or wordinformation/word.

A bigger and public network is the wordinternet/word

Example:
"I'm setting up a network for my company."
"I wonder wherever cellphones wont disturb my wireless network."

Network

by Asian Nate on Oct 17, 2003 05:25:09

To meet important contacts and oppourtunitites by being socially out at bars, clubs, and Big Events.

Example:
"I was out all night, networking the party"

networking

by chuckthefuk on Jan 21, 2006 03:20:57

the action of connecting two devices so they can communicate with each other.

Example:
I just hooked up two computers with a router and I'm sharing my printer. How do you like that! Cheap and easy networking.

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