SCIENCE!

Subtly different from regular, or garden, science, SCIENCE! is when reality starts to break down in a haze of maniacal cackling. Any idiot can practise science. It takes a real psychotic genius to pull off SCIENCE! The capital letters and exclamation mark are important.Newtons laws of motion are science. Frankenstein's monster was SCIENCE!Performing SCIENCE! occasionally leads to angry mobs attacking your isolated castle, wielding pitchforks and burning torches.



SCIENCE!
The event in which, while gaming, something unexpected happens and you need to explain why.

Alternatively it is used to explain why you are doing something difficult or boring but provides rewards on completion.

Finally it can be used as a good old exclamation in everyday life.
Example:
Example 1)

*Character is floating in mid-air*
Observer: What!? How is that possible!?
Gamer: SCIENCE!

Example 2)

Observer: Why are you going all the way over there for a sword?!
Gamer: because SCIENCE!

Example 3)
Person: SCIENCE!


SCIENCE!
It works, bitches.
Example:
SCIENCE! can be: I(f) = ((2hf^3)/(c^2))(1/(((hf)/(e^kT))-1))


for science
An exclamation added after suggesting an idea that is obviously terrible, or a request with sexual undertones.
Example:
1. You know beer pong, where you have a drink for each point? We should try beer-scrabble!... for science!

2. so you used to do a pole-dancing workout? you should send me a video of that.. for science!


Science
S ystematic

C omprehensive
I nvestigation and

E xploration of

N atural

C auses and

E ffects
Example:
I thought science was just a word until I saw what it stood for.


for science
An exclamation used to justify whenever someone does something just for the heck of it, or to see what would happen; it was not done needlessly, but rather for the advancement of science!
Typically spoken of either in a comical Bill Nye way or in an insane, mad scientist way. Props, like a working Tesla coil, are recommended but not required.
Example:
- Dude, we have to microwave this lump of moldy cheese... FOR SCIENCE!
- I need to put a duck in a vat of Jell-o. FOR SCIENCE!
etc.


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