SOULJA BOY
Soulja Boy is a 17 year old rapper from mississpi who nigga's try to hate on because they ain't him . He is signed to interscope records and collipark music. Many girls love him.
SOULJA BOY
1.not even a rapper, a looser who is effing up the rap game for the rest of us.2. someone who cant spell.3. someone with a disorder that makes you repete yourself multiple times for absolutely no reason.sounds like a broken record4. another rich kid with saggy pants that told his parents he wants to rap and got a studio with a snap of his fingers5. EVERY posers favorite rapper.Soulja Boy
Another half-assed rapper from the south who only seems to rap about Bapes or getting crunk. Sadly, his newest song "Crank Dat" has seemed to garner the attention of almost every 16-17 year old teenage girl. He is the perfect example of the typical southern snap crap.
Example:
Look at his lyrics:
"soulja boy up in dis ho
watch me crank and watch me roll
watch me crank dat soulja boy den supaman dat ho
now watch me
YUUUUUUU
crank dat soulja boy
YUUUUUUU
crank dat soulja boy
YUUUUUUU
crank dat soulja boy
YUUUUUUU"
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Sadly, This is the new hip-hop...
Look at his lyrics:
"soulja boy up in dis ho
watch me crank and watch me roll
watch me crank dat soulja boy den supaman dat ho
now watch me
YUUUUUUU
crank dat soulja boy
YUUUUUUU
crank dat soulja boy
YUUUUUUU
crank dat soulja boy
YUUUUUUU"
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Sadly, This is the new hip-hop...
Soulja Boy
a really horrible 'rapper'. he has a hit song called 'Crank Dat Soulja Boy', but that's the only song from him that people actually know about.
like most mainstream rap, his lyrics contain absolutely nothing worth talking about, yet people love him and he's making so much money. it truly is sad how fucked up the music industry is today. great rappers like Atmosphere, Immortal Technique and Jedi Mind Tricks are pretty much unnoticed, while shit like Crank Dat Soulja Boy gets played out on the radio. He has absolutely no talent and if you're gonna disagree with me, then you're either incredibally ignorant or just really fucking stupid.
like most mainstream rap, his lyrics contain absolutely nothing worth talking about, yet people love him and he's making so much money. it truly is sad how fucked up the music industry is today. great rappers like Atmosphere, Immortal Technique and Jedi Mind Tricks are pretty much unnoticed, while shit like Crank Dat Soulja Boy gets played out on the radio. He has absolutely no talent and if you're gonna disagree with me, then you're either incredibally ignorant or just really fucking stupid.
soulja boy
A stupid loser who can't rap for shit.
He has trouble with english, and can only speak a couple sentences.
He looks like shit, he's a fucking wannabe, and a fucking poser.
Flava Flav could rap better than that motherfucker. (If you even call soulja boy's piece of shit songs "rap")
For all you stupid soulja boy fan-boys/girls, giving me a thumbs down won't do shit about soulja boy's fucking disgusting face.
He has trouble with english, and can only speak a couple sentences.
He looks like shit, he's a fucking wannabe, and a fucking poser.
Flava Flav could rap better than that motherfucker. (If you even call soulja boy's piece of shit songs "rap")
For all you stupid soulja boy fan-boys/girls, giving me a thumbs down won't do shit about soulja boy's fucking disgusting face.
Example:
Soulja Shit: CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY
Person: Shut the fuck up you loser.
Soulja Shit: THEN SUPERMAN DAT HOE
Person: I would rather fuck my dog AND listen to Flava Flav's songs at the same time than listen to garbage like that
Take your fucking ugly ass face out of the fucking music industry.
Soulja Shit: CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY
Person: Shut the fuck up you loser.
Soulja Shit: THEN SUPERMAN DAT HOE
Person: I would rather fuck my dog AND listen to Flava Flav's songs at the same time than listen to garbage like that
Take your fucking ugly ass face out of the fucking music industry.
Soulja Boy
Soulja Boy is a perfect example of the rapid decline in the educational standards of the American music industry. Soulja Boy is also an example of the rapid decline in modern hip hop/rap.
With his new and only hit single "Crank Dat" reaching the number one spot on the Billboard Hot 100, Soulja Boy has also become the number one most hated rapper.
Advantages of being a Soulja Boy:
1. No education is required
2. No talent is needed to make millions
3. Intercourse with all the 14 year old girls that listen crap music!
Disadvantages of being a Soulja Boy:
1. Your dignity and pride.
Simple steps to becoming a Soulja Boy:
1. Download a bootlegged copy of Fruity Loops Studio.
2. Claim that you bought it with your life savings to generate sympathy.
3. Open up your bootlegged copy of Fruity Loops Studio.
4. Open the demo song, remove everything but the drums.
5. Rename the song "Soulja Boy - Crank Dat"
6. Take out your mp3 player and turn on the voice recorder.
7. Say the following words in the following order: (1)"Soulja Boy" (2)"Superman" (3)"Bape" (4)"Ohhhhhh"
8. Repeat for 4 minutes, arrange it with the background music and import it to youtube.
Just remember the 3 main criterias needed for becoming the next Soulja Boy:
1) Make sure your songs don't make sense (use a maximum of 4 words in your songs)
2) Repetition is the key to saving a lot of time and dedication otherwise needed to produce a REAL song
3) Get cheap sunglasses (preferabbly from the dollar store) and white out your name on it
With his new and only hit single "Crank Dat" reaching the number one spot on the Billboard Hot 100, Soulja Boy has also become the number one most hated rapper.
Advantages of being a Soulja Boy:
1. No education is required
2. No talent is needed to make millions
3. Intercourse with all the 14 year old girls that listen crap music!
Disadvantages of being a Soulja Boy:
1. Your dignity and pride.
Simple steps to becoming a Soulja Boy:
1. Download a bootlegged copy of Fruity Loops Studio.
2. Claim that you bought it with your life savings to generate sympathy.
3. Open up your bootlegged copy of Fruity Loops Studio.
4. Open the demo song, remove everything but the drums.
5. Rename the song "Soulja Boy - Crank Dat"
6. Take out your mp3 player and turn on the voice recorder.
7. Say the following words in the following order: (1)"Soulja Boy" (2)"Superman" (3)"Bape" (4)"Ohhhhhh"
8. Repeat for 4 minutes, arrange it with the background music and import it to youtube.
Just remember the 3 main criterias needed for becoming the next Soulja Boy:
1) Make sure your songs don't make sense (use a maximum of 4 words in your songs)
2) Repetition is the key to saving a lot of time and dedication otherwise needed to produce a REAL song
3) Get cheap sunglasses (preferabbly from the dollar store) and white out your name on it
Example:
Haterz Get Mad Cuz
"I Got Me Some Bathin Bapes"
no we're mad cuz we have to hear your shit music coming out of everybody's headphones
When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Dance
(Now You)
I'm Jocking On Yo Bitch Ass
And If We Get The Fightin
Then I'm Cocking On Your Bitch
???
Haterz Wanna Be Me
Soulja Boy, I'm The Man
They Be Lookin At My Neck
Sayin Its The Rubberband Man (Man)
...running out of ideas for words that rhyme?
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
example of the rapid decline in the educational standards of the american music industry
Haterz Get Mad Cuz
"I Got Me Some Bathin Bapes"
no we're mad cuz we have to hear your shit music coming out of everybody's headphones
When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Dance
(Now You)
I'm Jocking On Yo Bitch Ass
And If We Get The Fightin
Then I'm Cocking On Your Bitch
???
Haterz Wanna Be Me
Soulja Boy, I'm The Man
They Be Lookin At My Neck
Sayin Its The Rubberband Man (Man)
...running out of ideas for words that rhyme?
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
example of the rapid decline in the educational standards of the american music industry
Soulja Boy
Someone so unworthy of any respect that there are 17 pages of Urban Dict articles explaining his suckiness.
Example:
Guy 1: Yo who that Soulja Boy kid?
Guy 2: Check his sh*t out on Youtube! Or just get yours ears raped by an angry gorilla. Same thing.
Guy 1: Yo who that Soulja Boy kid?
Guy 2: Check his sh*t out on Youtube! Or just get yours ears raped by an angry gorilla. Same thing.
Soulja Boy
A rapper who has no idea what true rap is. Example of his crappiness:
1. He repeats "I got me some bathing apes" and "Hit me up on my Sidekick" a million times.
2. He likes to rap about ejaculating on girls.
3. The title for one of his songs is "Donk."
1. He repeats "I got me some bathing apes" and "Hit me up on my Sidekick" a million times.
2. He likes to rap about ejaculating on girls.
3. The title for one of his songs is "Donk."
Soulja Boy
Noun
1.A mentally retarded person.
2. Someone with Attention Deficit Disorder.
3. Someone obsessed with Bapes.
4. A moron.
5. Someone with a speech impediment.
6. Someone with a learning disability.
1.A mentally retarded person.
2. Someone with Attention Deficit Disorder.
3. Someone obsessed with Bapes.
4. A moron.
5. Someone with a speech impediment.
6. Someone with a learning disability.
Example:
Crank dat "Insert extremely retarded phrase here". Repeat phrase and crank dat Soulja Boy at least three times.
Crank dat "Insert extremely retarded phrase here". Repeat phrase and crank dat Soulja Boy at least three times.
Soulja Boy
Example:
Soulja Boy is a demon. F*ck Soulja Boy and his ugly demon face. He and his buddy 50 cent could both go to hell.
Soulja Boy is a demon. F*ck Soulja Boy and his ugly demon face. He and his buddy 50 cent could both go to hell.