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after

"after" means right after some other event. so if u tell someone that u'll do something after that person did something else, it is common knowledge, that u have to do it right afterwards, not leaving any time inbetween!

after

by p-funk on Nov 26, 2006 22:56:14

The state you are in after you party, usually the next morning. Generally an awful look and feeling are present.

Example:
Richard: "Damn, John, you look so after."
John: "I feel after...anyway hand me a beer."

after

by Ardella Safron on Oct 23, 2006 01:58:25

A German word meaning anus. One to avoid when engaging in conversation with Berliner society matrons.

Example:
In spite of many years spent living in New York City, Hans (ever polite) still approached the word "after" with trepedation, still connecting it with both his mother tongue, and his nether regions.

afters

by twinglesprinkle on Jan 29, 2018 06:01:08

the chilled out relaxed after-'party' usually with a handful close friends after a bigger party and/or clubnight

can last way into the next day, often involving lots of alcohol, naughty illegal consumables, something funny/trippy on the telly and lovely afters music

Example:
"hey man, what are you doing for afters?"

"afters at yours, yeah?"

"fucking love me some afters, best part of a night out"

"save some of that ket for afters mate!"

Afterism

by Xx T N T xX on Jun 29, 2004 03:37:47

(n) - A concise, clever statement you don't think of until it's too late

Example:
"D*mn why do I think of good comebacks after arguements. Stupid Afterism."

aftering

by Lollllaaaa on Sep 23, 2015 05:48:39

When you re-wear a piece of clothing without washing, febreezing, or rubbing deodorant on it when you really should.

Example:
I hate to be the one to tell you this but you've been aftering your ex girlfriends scarf for two weeks now. Its getting out of hand dude.

But if I wash it her scent won't be on it anymore.

Don't try and tell me she smells like rotten cup of noodles and burnt hair.

afters

by andreasegde on Jul 31, 2006 02:01:42

Illegal after-hours drinking in a pub/bar, after closing time. The landlord leaves the cash till open so any official outside can not hear it being opened and cash being put into it. Afters drinkers are the select few of the regular pub clientele. Used in Yorkshire, northern England

Example:
"I don´t believe in afters, because I never get invited."

Afterism

by Dwilkins on Jun 12, 2009 15:56:31

Thinking of a witty statement, comeback, or argument, but only after the opportunity has passed and the conversation has moved on to a new subject.

Example:
1. "Ya well at least 'I' wasn't in remedial math!"

"What?"

"Y'know, about what you said earlier..."

"Man you've got some serious afterism goin on."

2. "Hey remember that cow we saw on the road back there? Well it looked like Jessic-"

"That was like half an hour ago?"

"Ya but... nevermind."

After

by Taylah :) on Jun 10, 2014 14:55:50

Probably the best fanfiction ever. Like, ever. It's amazing and even if you think One Direction is the faggiest band in the world, you have to admit that after reading After 1, 2, and 3, you have completely lost your innocence, sense of direction, and mind all at once. Anna Todd is a magical miracle worker and her writing skills make white girls all over the world scream and pant. I think I've made my point. :)

Example:
I told my friend to read After over the week and she came up to me on Monday and said to me "Jesus Christ, bless the author of this book, for she needs Jesus"

afters

by Aedan on May 19, 2004 03:37:24

Dessert. Sweets served after Dinner.

Example:
Did she make you afters?

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