public bathrooms

1) A last resort to excrete bodily waste in a desperate situation.2) A great way to meet singles, as there are always phone numbers written inside the stalls of the public bathroom.3) A fun but risky location to fuck.



Public Bathroom
Only used for desperate measures. From the outside it looks pleasant, but one foot in(or one nostril in) and a tidal wave of smells enter your respiratory system causing years and years of emotional and physical trauma to the lungs, gasping for air. Every door to every stall is broken, with either a lock that doesn't close all the way, or a lock that is so covered in grime so when the door is closed you're afraid of being locked in forever. Every toilet has some form of shit or piss stain on the toilet seat, so ladies, prepare for squats. The sinks are always automatic, so they either never work or they stop after running for two seconds. Also, the soap resembles that common smell of hospital soap. Who doesn't love smelling like that? Lastly, 99% of the time the paper towel holders are empty, so you're only option is using the dryer that pumps out mouthfuls of air while still managing to sound like a 42 ton truck driving at full speed.
Example:
I'm a mother of five children and I need to take a piss, oh goody a public bathroom!


public bathroom
1.A completely wet room located in stores. All the stalls' doors are bashed in like Jean Claude Van Damme was in there. The most disgusting things are written in there. And there is always a girls phone number on the wall.

2.A six foot tall guy in a bunny suit


public bathroom
A place where fags hang out to watch other people and solicit sex.
Example:
Never allow your child to go alone into a public bathroom. There are certainly going to be fags in there who will leer at your child and try to score some sex


Public Bathroom Stance
The Public Bathroom Stance is that pose you do when you’re in a beach or park bathroom, and everything stank so bad that you don’t dare to touch that seat. It typically looks like a light squat with your legs further apart.
Example:
Look at Sarah right now, why does she stand like that?
Yea man, she’s always in Public Bathroom Stance.


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