SPANK ME

I’ve been very NAUGHTY, I NEED you to SPANK ME!Put the Hand-Cuffs on Me. Pull My Pants and Panties Down. Pull Me across YourKnees, Secure Me In Place, Lock Your LegAround Me. Grab that Big Old WoodenBath Brush, and paddle Me , very HardAnd very long because I Deserve It! StartWith HARD Slow Strikes, getting HARDER AND FASTER IN FLURRIES.. just to see MeDance..Set My ASS On FIRE. Don’t Stop before You Have Me Squirming and Wiggling and Begging You to Stop, Feet KICKING, PLEADING For MERCY, Telling You how SORRY I AM.. Crying REAL TEARS!You BELIEVE ME ..BUT TELL ME THIS IS WHEN THE REAL PUNISHMENT BEGINS!You Continue with Several More Sets of Flurries About Twenty in s Set Sixty or So.You Announce that Part One is Over Now,Go Stand in the Corner for Ten Minutes..Part Two will begin Then.. and Your getting another Fifty bent over the Couch,This Time with the LONG TAWSE!!



Spank me
Something said by a partner that either has a kink/fetish about being striked on the ass.
Example:
Partner 1: "I've been a bad (insert Partner 1 gender here) please spank me!"
Partner 2: "Yeah you've been bad.


spank me
Similar to hell yes or fuck yeah. Normally being pleased with yourself after achieving something, not sexual.

Originates from Batman Forever, exclaimed by The Riddler, aka Jim Carrey, when he guessed the correct location of Bruce Wayne in his mansion, at which point he exclaimed "spank me!"

Possibly similar to "somebody stop me" from The Mask.
Example:
After searching Wayne mansion, The Riddler finally finds Bruce hiding in the living room with Nicole Kidman. "Spank me!" He exclaims in joy at his discovery, and proceeds to fuck them up.

Beating the final level of crash nitro kart - "SPANK ME!! I FUCKING DID IT."


spank me daddy
a phrase used by the woman during sex when she wants the man to spank her ass
specifically used for males that have a daddy kink
Example:
ahh! please! spank me daddy!


Spank me hard
A euphemism for fuck me used to express frustration; not to be confused with the "SPANK ME HARD!" which expresses the literal desire to be spanked.
Example:
Friend: Dude, your parents just died in a fire that burned down your house.

You: Spank me hard! My xbox was in there.


zou-wee-mama spank me with dem hor petaters
Example:
zou-wee-mama spank me with dem hor petaters


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