monoped

A dude with just one leg. Usually found using a stick for support, on account on not having another leg to use as such. Sometimes mistaken for scarecrows, parking meters or lamp-posts, the life of a monoped is not an easy one and the constant hail of abuse from bipeds (normal people) can seriously damages their confidence, sometimes to such extremes that they end up never leaving their house again. The ones that live their whole lives indoors eventually turn white and look like cheap imitations of casper, especially if they're bald.



Monops
(n.)An abbreviation for the widely known board game, Monopoly. It is used primarily when referring to an online version of the game. Most often, it is used because the original name for the game is so archaic and has such a negative connotation as it is an endless mind-numbing endeavor that is rarely completed or played correctly. This abbreviation gives it a new meaning; thus it is a NEW game. A cool one at that.
(v.) 1. To play said game. 2. In some instances, it can be used as an insult to a competitor. i.e. You just got monopsed.
Example:
Dude, I'm jonesin' for some Monops later. You in?

Apples to apples is lame, Let's get sauced and Monops a little.


Monope
The action or occurrence of receiving a large sum of money and instantly paying some expense with it.
Example:
My check went straight into my gas tank! so much monope.


Monoper
An anus. Short for 'plopper monoper'. Coined from an additional nonsense rhyme attached to the word 'plopper' due to the sound made by the contents of an anus upon toiletry impact.
Example:
Jon: "I went on a date last night"
Tim: "Did you get lucky?"
Jon: "Yeah, I put it right in the monoper."
Tim: "Up to the hairy hilt?"
Jon: "Indeed."


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