Scalpel
In the weed smoking world, a Scalpel is a sharp pointy object used to poke through a geeb(gravity bong). Usually these items are needles, safety pins, and/or toothpicks.
Example:
Stoner 1:Dood check im doing geeg surgery. NURSE, PASS ME A SCALPEL!!!!
Stoner 2:(obviously high) ...what
Stoner 1:Dood check im doing geeg surgery. NURSE, PASS ME A SCALPEL!!!!
Stoner 2:(obviously high) ...what
scalpel
A.a thin, surgical knife used to cut open skin for surgery, insertion of implants, etc.
B.the best invention EVER.It just gets humans THAT much closer to perfection.
B.the best invention EVER.It just gets humans THAT much closer to perfection.
Example:
A.I had to go under the scalpel for my implants last Tuesday.
B.I love the scalpel;I used to be an ugly fuck and now I'm gorgeous!!
A.I had to go under the scalpel for my implants last Tuesday.
B.I love the scalpel;I used to be an ugly fuck and now I'm gorgeous!!
scalpel
1)n. a knife used for surgery or dissections
2)v. to use this knife on someone, often in a violent way that is not professional or legal.
2)v. to use this knife on someone, often in a violent way that is not professional or legal.
Golden Scalpel
Scalpel Slut
Scalpel Sluts
1. People obsessed with plastic surgery.
2. What the fanbase of 'Repo! The Genetic Opera' call themselves
2. What the fanbase of 'Repo! The Genetic Opera' call themselves
Example:
Person 1: I think I need another facelift
Person 2: You're such a scalpel slut
or
Scalpel Sluts are to Repo! what Juggalos are to ICP
Person 1: I think I need another facelift
Person 2: You're such a scalpel slut
or
Scalpel Sluts are to Repo! what Juggalos are to ICP
scalpel cock
when a female is performing a handjob on a males penis and cuts it with her fingernails and/or teeth, the male is left with a lasceration on his penis
Example:
dude, suzy was jerking me off and fucking cut me with her fingernails. this fucking scalpel cock hurts so bad when i pop a woodrow.
dude, suzy was jerking me off and fucking cut me with her fingernails. this fucking scalpel cock hurts so bad when i pop a woodrow.