facelift

Word used to describe the sucking of ones genitals by another. See also blowjob and head



facelift
A cosmetic change to the appearance or format of the online social networking site facebook-especially one that produces a significant
Example:
1) To this day, each successive facelift continues to draw criticism from facebook users, who routinely join groups protesting the changes to the sites appearance.

2) In it's most recent facelift, facebook introduce a news feed that notifies users of any recent activity by his or her facebook friends on the website.


facelift
When someone wants to copy-and-paste someone's status on facebook to use as their own.

To "lift" one's update and re-post it on Facebook.

a.k.a. facelifting
Example:
After someone's status, a poster replies, "Hey, this is great. I want to re-post this as my status update, too. Mind if I facelift it?"


facelift
facelift or creampie is where one jizzes in anothers face while sleeping on fully awake
Example:
duffy:ZZZzzzzZZZZzz
kabe:haha hell yea whatch this "plat plat"
duffy:ewww gross all over my face
kabe:ha yea i just gave you a facelift


Facelifting
The act of lifting someone's (usually more creative than you can come up with) Facebook status and posting it as your own.
Example:
Greg's Facebook status: Look at your status. Now back to mine. Now back to yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn't mine. But if you stopped posting about other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down. Back up. Where are you? .........You're on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like! Anything is possible when your Facebook status looks like this one...

Rosie: LOVE THIS SO MUCH I AM FACELIFTING IT!!! :~D


Facelift
The debut release from the grandest band in all the land, Alice In Chains. It was released in 1990, and is a metal album. The tracks that can be found on this album are:
"We Die Young"
"Man In The Box"
"Sea Of Sorrow"
"Bleed The Freak"
"I Can't Remember"
"Love, Hate, Love"
"It Ain't Like That"
"Sunshine"
"Put You Down"
"Confusion"
"I Know Something (Bout You)"
"Real Thing"

Mind blowingly amazing vocals by Layne Staley, awesome bass from Mike Starr (better than Mike Inez, who would later replace him), excellent guitar by Jerry Cantrell, and great drums from the always entertaining Sean Kinney.

Other releases are Sap, Dirt, Jar Of Flies, Alice In Chains (also referred to as Tripod), and Unplugged.
Example:
Since its release, Facelift has reached Double Platinum status.


Facelift
The debut release from the grandest band in all the land, Alice In Chains. Released in 1990, it is a metal album (not grunge) and includes the following tracks:
"We Die Young"
"Man In The Box"
"Sea Of Sorrow"
"Bleed The Freak"
"I Can't Remember"
"Love, Hate, Love"
"It Ain't Like That"
"Sunshine"
"Put You Down"
"Confusion"
"I Know Something (Bout You)"
"Real Thing"

Mind blowingly amazing vocals by Layne Staley (aka God), excellent guitar by Jerry Cantrell, awesome bass from Mike Starr (who's better than Inez), and fucking great drums from Sean Kinney.

Other releases are Sap, Dirt, Jar Of Flies, Alice In Chains (also referred to as Tripod), and Unplugged.

"Bring me down you try
Feel the pain and keep it all in till you die
Without eyes you cannot cry

Who’s to blame?
I can’t remember identity
The visions in my mind from screamin at me
And mama, mama, ooh,
My angry brains of infancy

Knocked down but I have enough hate to breathe
Down your throat and steal your energy
You took everything but my will to be
Now the loss of your God won’t make me bleed"
-"I Can't Remember"
Example:
Alice In fucking Chains baby!!!

Layne rules ALL!!! (rip)

"I tried to love you I thought I could
I tried to own you I thought I would
I wanna peel the skin from your face
Before the real you lays to waste

You told me I’m the only one
Sweet little angel you should have run
Lyin, cryin, dyin to leave
Innocence creates my hell

Cheated myself, still, you know more
It would be so easy with a whore
Try to understand me little girl
My twisted passion to be your world

Lost inside my sick head
I live for you but I’m not alive
Take my hands before I kill
I still love you, but I still burn"
-"Love, Hate, Love" (lyrics by: L. Staley, music by: J. Cantrell. album: Facelift)


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