Peanuts

1. A comic strip by Charles M. Schulz.2. The food, peanuts, elephants apparently like eating them. Planters is a popular brand.3. A petty offense.



Peanuts
Greatest comic strip ever, drawn by Charles M. Schultz. Debuts in its first publication on October 2, 1950 and remains popular until Schultz death on February 12, 2000. The strip had been going for over 50 years, and remains popular in newspapers, greeting cards, and other products. Any child growing up after the 1950's should know what Peanuts is. Movies have been made out of the strips, and two were instant classics. "A Charlie Brown Christmas" and "Its the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown" are both classic seasonal videos.

Characters include: Anoopy, Charlie Brown, Woodstock, Marcie, Lucy, Linus, Schroder, Peppermint Patty, Sally, Pig-Pen,
Example:
Peanuts is the greatest comic ever. I wonder if Charlie Brown ever does manage to kick that football...


Peanuts
A card high-speed game that is a hybrid of solitaire and Speed.
Example:
We all went over to Rosie's place last night for a intense game of Peanuts.


Peanuts
Before kicking a football, the person holding it moves out of the way so you miss, similar to what Lucy did to Charlie Brown.
Example:
Don't Peanuts me Joe!


Peanuts
What kids say when they fail to spell penis
Example:
Please refer to this story about peanuts from r/TIFU:

TIFU by letting my 3 year old shower with me...

Now she's only three so she's naturally curious. She also has a hard time saying penis (she calls it peanuts). So the FU happens when we don't have a lot of time to get ready and me and her are both really dirty. I had been working on the yard and she was playing in the dirt, despite our constant telling her to not get in the dirt. So my wife just says to take her in the shower with me. I begrudgingly agree and take her and we get in the shower. Well, a few minutes in I'm washing my hair out not really watching what she's doing and I feel a little prodding on my tip... I open my eyes and she is staring at my penis and poking it. I ask her what she thinks she's doing and she just says "I'm just looking at your peanuts. You have a big peanuts dad." Now I can't really get mad at her because in her mind she hasn't ever really experienced it before and she's just curious, but at the same time I'm mortified and just hoping this isn't the start of some Oedipus level shit. I calmly tell her that that's my private part and she shouldn't be touching it without my permission. She says "ok dad. I like your peanuts." I decided then that that it was probably time for get to get out. My wife heard the whole exchange and comes waking in laughing hysterically. Maybe I'm overreacting about it, but it's still something that haunts me.


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