Secret Santa

Doing someone doggy style and secretly slipping on a Santa hat, while continuing sexual intercourse.



Secret Santa
The act of nutting(ejaculating, cumming, skeeting) in your hands, then sneaking up behind someone and rubbing a santa-esque beard on their face. This maneuver is only done during the holiday season.
Example:
Jill- That fucker Danimal came up behind me last night at the christmas party and gave me a secret santa!

Delilah- Hot.


Secret Santa
When the male partner decorates his member with christmas ornaments such as tinsel or Christmas lights. (Does not work with jewish Holidays).
Example:
Johnny gave me a Secret Santa last night. It took me three hours to get all the semen off the tinsel.


secret santa
This is a method of exchanging gifts amongst a group of people. All members enter their name into a pot. Then each member draws a name. You buy a Christmas gift for the person whose name you've drawn. You're supposed to keep the name of person you've drawn secret: thus "secret" santa.
Example:
Due to 8 years of Bush regime rule, we are now too poor to buy each member of the family a gift, so we'll do secret santa this year.


secret santa
A prank that involves dropping of deuce (poop) into the back part of toilet, so that everytime they flush, the water tank empties and the poop hits the open air greeting them with a stinky suprise to last the whole year round. ho ho ho...
Example:
I was at a cable job and the customer pissed me off so bad, I left them a secret santa in thier toilet.


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