sermons
verb:• informal - to give a long or tedious piece of
admonition or reproof; a lecture.origin:first popularized by the unlucky inhabitants and
visitors of the
CrackShack
sermon
by Loxi on Jul 23, 2009 21:53:13
A boring-like speech given for an extended period of
time by a so-called expert in his field for the sole purpose of teaching the audience a subject or valuable lesson.
Sermons are often delivered to the audience by total hypocrites, so please
tread with caution.
Example:
Examples include:
1. Church
sermons by a priest/pastor/
preacher
2.
Commencement addresses at graduation ceremonies
3. Parents to their children whenever they do something the parents used to do that they now feel is wrong
sermone
by NumberOne111 on May 13, 2015 02:04:25
Sermons
by Kimberly Vaught on Jul 09, 2004 00:31:02
Example:
Wid one hand He snatched
The sun from its
socket,
And the other He clapped across the moon.
(by
E.C.L. Adams 1876-1946 and published in
1928.)
Sermonizing
by Preacher McPreacher on Aug 13, 2009 05:03:29
Child sermonizing
by I, Wreckerrr on Oct 21, 2016 07:46:22
sermon-block
by indiepoprocks on Feb 14, 2023 21:26:50
When some asshole sends a long overwritten message to you and blocks you in a attempt to cut you off from your friends. This move is typically performed by insecure creeps with no concept of how
interpersonal relationships work, let alone a
hairbrush. These are also the ones that label people as "toxic" for no reason - loves high horses even when
proven wrong Example:
It's funny, I was going to see
Evelyn and Tina tonight but got sermon-blocked by
Dermit.
Y'know it's funny how she had the time to sermon-block me without checking herself
Sermon on the Mount
by Truthseekernumberthree on Feb 17, 2013 15:46:19
Matthew chapters
5-7.
Where Jesus said many important and incredible things, like: "if someone takes your
cloak, give them your
tunic also," "be the salt and light of the earth," don't boast when you give to the poor and don't pursue revenge--etc, etc.
Sermon on the Mount
by paigeville on Oct 22, 2009 12:52:43
When a female is riding
cowgirl and screaming
coherent biblical terms, or terms related to religion, as if she was giving a
sermon.
ballgame sermon
by BigJamesCru on Apr 22, 2008 03:34:52
a church
sermon, that
last's no more than
30 minutes, so that church going men, can make it to the TV before the game starts.
Example:
Brother
Rick gave a ballgame sermon this Sunday, so I caught the
kick off at the
Cowboys game.