Shit yourself

To release of sh*t/crap/poo without removing your clothing, usually your pants and/or underpants.



shit yourself
The release of such an ungodly fart that its potency and duration make those around the farter believe that the farter did not merely fart, but indeed shit his pants. Usually either an insult at the farter's discourtesy in not leaving the room, or a proud boast to indicate the true power of methane.
Example:
Them: pffft

Me: <Sniff, sniff>...what the fuck, who shit themselves?


you shit yourself
You shit yourself - When someone excretes faeces on and around their body. Often happens during the consumption of alocoholic beverages such as cinder. This results in the loss of control of the sphinter muscles in the anus.
Example:
When DD shit himself in the famous 'DD shit himself' incident. (you shit yourself)


Shit yourself, have I?
Fairly ambiguous and is often open to debate on it's correct application.
Historically it has been used to politely ask someone at, say, a formal dinner, if they have farted or indeed, have actually shat their smalls. The use of "have I" helping to ease the embarrasement of the situation.
Example:
"excuse me, would you pass the gravy"

"certainly, my pleasure"

(sudden smell of shit is apparant)

"pardon me, but shit yourself, have I?"


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