shit yourself
The release of such an ungodly fart that its potency and duration make those around the farter believe that the farter did not merely fart, but indeed shit his pants. Usually either an insult at the farter's discourtesy in not leaving the room, or a proud boast to indicate the true power of methane.
shit yourself
go shit yourself
to have an extreme disdain for someone to the point that you demand they defecate themselves immediately without any proper hygienic precautions.
you shit yourself
You shit yourself - When someone excretes faeces on and around their body. Often happens during the consumption of alocoholic beverages such as cinder. This results in the loss of control of the sphinter muscles in the anus.
Shit yourself (SYS)
Shit Yourself Day
Fuck yes, it’s November 4th SHIT YOURSELF DAY
You deserve a break, don’t go to that silly toilet
SHIT YOURSELF!
You deserve a break, don’t go to that silly toilet
SHIT YOURSELF!
I’m going to shit yourself
Example:
Murderer in dream: chasing me
Me: turns dream to lucid dream
Me to Murderer: I’m going to shit yourself
Murderer in dream: chasing me
Me: turns dream to lucid dream
Me to Murderer: I’m going to shit yourself
Shit yourself, have I?
Fairly ambiguous and is often open to debate on it's correct application.
Historically it has been used to politely ask someone at, say, a formal dinner, if they have farted or indeed, have actually shat their smalls. The use of "have I" helping to ease the embarrasement of the situation.
Historically it has been used to politely ask someone at, say, a formal dinner, if they have farted or indeed, have actually shat their smalls. The use of "have I" helping to ease the embarrasement of the situation.
Example:
"excuse me, would you pass the gravy"
"certainly, my pleasure"
(sudden smell of shit is apparant)
"pardon me, but shit yourself, have I?"
"excuse me, would you pass the gravy"
"certainly, my pleasure"
(sudden smell of shit is apparant)
"pardon me, but shit yourself, have I?"