Single's

Noun. A person who is not married and unattached.



Single
Me
Example:
"I'm single and I'm proud!" (Goes to quietly cry)


Single
Independently Owed and Operated.
Example:
Bob asks "Are you single?"
Mary replies "No! I am Independently Owned and Operated!"


single
When you are currently not in a relationship with a significant other.

It usually does not bother you, but the problems start when selfish and inconsiderate assholes rub in the fact that they have someone, and start saying they "love their oh-so-sexy boyfriends/girlfriends" and start going on and on about what he/she does for them, CAN do, and blah blah.

NOBODY CARES HOW GREAT HE/SHE IS TO YOU!! If you're taken, and love your partner a lot, then good for you, but for goodness's sakes, at least show some consideration for SINGLE people! Some of these people may even be heartbroken ones, who have been abused by past partners, or just simply some that are sick of hearing about some stupid narrow-sighted people who only see either how "hot" their partner is, or how much money he/she has.

Talk about your partner if you want to.. but.. just calm down about it. Your life does not fucking revolve around him/her, so don't act like it.
Example:
single person: Hi. I am single.

taken person: HIII! OMFG I'm TAKEN by OMG the BEEESSTT guy EVVVEERRR!! He's SOOO cute and OMFG we go to MOVIES together and do FRENCH KISSES and all!! YAYYY FLOWERS and ICE CREAM and PRESENTS!!! He's SOOO awesome and makes me SOOOO HAPPY!!!!

single person: -_-.... *walks away*


Single
The state of not being another person's bitch anymore. Feeling free to hit on other bitches and doing whatever you please.
Example:
"You're single now?"
"Yeah, bro. I don't have to be her bitch anymore! Time to scope out some new chicks and have some fun!"


single
Back in the day before modern slang butchered the English language, single once meant "not married." Today, single means someone who's not in a relationship.
Example:
When filling out my government paperwork, I saw an option for "single" and "married," but no option for being in my boyfriend/girlfriend relationship! I'm not married *or* single! WTF is this crap?!


Single
That’s me ..

Single …

Pretty much happily …

Year and half now …

But that’s the thing …

Somebody new?

At this point in life can only do perfect (as in for each other)

She knows who she is :p

Hopefully, free n single and ready mingle too

Providing she didn’t run the country mile
Example:
Single … x2 pls


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