Slaying the dragon
1. The act of sleeping with an unattractive girl in a time of need2. What one must do a lot of on the heroic quest to find one's princessslay the dragon
Slay The Dragon
Having sex with a girl on her period.
When your done you look down at your cock and it looks like you just won an epic battle between you and your bloody mistress.
When your done you look down at your cock and it looks like you just won an epic battle between you and your bloody mistress.
Example:
Sara told her man she wasn't sure if they should be having sex that night since she was on her period. He told her he's up to Slay The Dragon ;)
Sara told her man she wasn't sure if they should be having sex that night since she was on her period. He told her he's up to Slay The Dragon ;)
Slaying The Dragon
When a man has sex with a rather large and unattractive woman who appears to have scales on her body due to stretch marks.
Example:
Christian: Hey Dave I heard you were slaying the dragon last night.
Dave: Well you gotta slay a couple of dragons before you get to the princess.
Christian: Hey Dave I heard you were slaying the dragon last night.
Dave: Well you gotta slay a couple of dragons before you get to the princess.
Slay the Dragon
Example:
I got too drunk last night. I found some fatty boom-boom. One thing led to another; I decided to slay the Dragon.
I got too drunk last night. I found some fatty boom-boom. One thing led to another; I decided to slay the Dragon.
Slaying the Dragon
Example:
Guy 1: I heard Todd is getting lucky in the other room
Guy 2: It's no big deal man, he's just slaying the dragon.
Guy 1: I heard Todd is getting lucky in the other room
Guy 2: It's no big deal man, he's just slaying the dragon.
Slay The Dragon
Slay the Dragon
Slay the dragon
Engaging in sexual conduct with the ugliest girl (dragon) of a group of women. Pairing off almost naturally occurs for the beautiful woman but nobody is willing to claim the dragon. Generally though has more pervesion and more willing to put out over the more attractive specimens. Is known to lick your butthole, in which case you are told to marry her. Also known as taking one for the team.
Example:
Beve: What chicks are we boning tonight?
Parker: Ashley, Whitney, and Cierra
Dallen: I call Cierra!
Parker: Heck no man, your gonna slay the dragon tonight! You get Whitney haha.
Beve: Thats what I'm talkin about! She'll lick your butthole!
Beve: What chicks are we boning tonight?
Parker: Ashley, Whitney, and Cierra
Dallen: I call Cierra!
Parker: Heck no man, your gonna slay the dragon tonight! You get Whitney haha.
Beve: Thats what I'm talkin about! She'll lick your butthole!