beat-off

1. A total loser; a completely pathetic and lame person, usually obvliious to how much balls they suck.THis can also be used as an adjective.



beating off
1) Slang term for male masturbation.

2) Grasping a penis, then stroking vigorously in and up and down motion in order to produce an orgasm. Usually accompanied by ejaculation of semen.

See also: jerking off; jerkin the gherkin; jacking off; wanking; whacking off; beating your meat; chocking your chicken; spanking the monkey; slapping the salami; tickling the pickle
Example:
When your little brother is taking three showers a day, each for 45 minutes...he’s probably beating off!


beating off
see jack-off, beating off is the same as jacking off but it seems to sound more harsh when u say beating rather then jacking
Example:
i love to beat off in wierd places


beating off
Same as jacking off, but in addition: Any time a mechanical device is temporarily malfunctioning, especially in an erratic motion fashion, it is beating off. See also on the rag and otr for malfunctions of a 5-7 day nature
Example:
Bill, the tachometer in you GTO is beating off. (wiggling erratically between 1400 and 3600 RPM)


beat off
1. to defend ones self against an attack
2. to wank somebody off
Example:
dave: if two blokes attacked you would you beat them off?
janet: yes i would beat them both off


Beat off
When two guys stand face to face, with a third guy in between them jacking off both guys at the same time. The first guy to jizz wins the prize of getting a cold, metal dildo
Example:
Jason won beat off when tony gave him a hand job that he couldnt resist


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