Snooki's

4'9" umpalumpa on Jersey Shore best known for being punched in the face.



Snooki
n: extra large oompa-loompa that's easier to get on than facebook
Example:
Tom: You hear about Megan
Jim: Yeah, she went to the bar and got seven guys
Tom: What a Snooki


Snookie
Snookie \Snuh key/, noun- A white trash dwarf that has gotten skin cancer through over use of tanning beds, has replaced her nails with actual glass and speaks in broken in English and is a festering cesspool of STDS. Also a Snookie cannot go a day without getting knocked out. You may encounter a wild snookie in dumbfuckistan(new jersey) during the summer time
Example:
"The children were frightened as a Snookie approached them asking for beer money"


snookie
to exact revenge upon a man by giving him one’s own sexually-transmitted disease
Example:
“The only thing I can think of to explain why she wants to have sex with you is to snookie you,” his best friend speculated, “for she’s still mad-as-hell that you dumped her two years ago, and it’s common knowledge that she’s now teeming with STDs.”


Snooki
The result of an oompa loompa fucking a troll doll, to create a weird troll like creature that wants "smush smush" Known for being easier than a sex doll and for violating Eric Cartman.
Example:
Snooki want smush smush!


Snooki
(n) A stumpy and incredibly wide piece of orange colored feces, with one end tapered off to form a small round nodule.
Example:
I just defecated and when I looked down I thought I was watching Jersey Shore on that television network that used to play music videos, because my excrement looked like Snooki.


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