playing cards

A euphamism for smoking weed.



Play Cards
A phrase that means you want to go and have sex. It is comparable to Netflix and chill, but for old people or lame people who do not have Netflix.
Example:
Mom: Want to go play cards?

Dad: Yes, let's go have sex!

Kid: Ewww, mom, gross!


A Playing Card
Someone who is an Asexual, because ace is a nickname for Asexuals so that mean's Asexuals come out of the deck and not the closet
Example:
Person 1: Hey I'm a playing card
Person 2: the fuck does that mean?
Person 1: it means I'm Asexual


Playing cards
A MMF sexual position in which the chick bends over doggy style, giving one guy a blowjob and having the other guy pump her. Called so because it looks like the two guys are playing cards on her back.
Example:
So I was playing cards on this chick's back with her boyfriend, and she called me the next day and asked for some one-on-one time. I kick ass!


Playing Card Face
A person who’s facial features (eyes,nose and mouth) are so close together that they can be covered by a single playing card.
Example:
“That guy that was talking to you was kinda cute “

Ehh, he kind of had playing card face


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