Witness
by Juanster on Jun 03, 2014 04:07:29
Example:
My roommate is always stealing my clothes, what a
witness.
Today I was being such a witness, I used
a box as a
laundry basket!
"Stole toilet paper from work. #witness"
Witness
by J. Hays on Jul 17, 2006 04:49:33
Witness
by Mananayaw on Sep 11, 2009 20:13:36
A person or someone who is
choosing to stay
sober around non-sober people and shares the
highlights of the night with those of a short memory.
Example:
"You want to take a shot?"
"
Naw, I'm going to be a
witness tonight."
-or-
"Trying to hit this
blunt?"
"I think I'll be a witness today."
Witness
by HavaGanda on Sep 19, 2015 04:35:04
Witness
by Wasser Tizfiddle on Nov 05, 2004 03:26:23
Wit
by Diggity Monkeez on Jul 15, 2005 05:26:42
Wit
by HappyGirl1993 on Oct 28, 2010 01:43:31
Example:
Example...
Guy: Man, that guy is so full of wit.
Girl:
Yeah, maybe you should take a few
pointers.
(Guy stares at girl
blankly.)
Wit
by BlueIsGone on May 02, 2019 01:02:03
Example:
Matt:
Collin?
Collin: Wit?
Matt: where's
mum?
Collin: I don't
knoe
THE WITNESS
by B. Gus Richards on May 19, 2009 04:35:50
While straddling your woman's upper thighs, you generously pour
talcum powder into the deep into the crack of her ass, extend your arms out and kick head back in a supremely
messianic pose. You pause for a few seconds and then begin bringing your hands together, simultaneously smacking the sides of her buttcheeks in triumph, causing a cloud of talcum powder to burst into the air as you arc your arms upward and outward in homage
to Lebron James.