Witness

Someone who voluntarily contributes information to a court case,from what they saw at the scene of a crime.



Witness
Being a witness to your own life struggles and the struggles of others. Someone who is always struggling and failing in life.
Example:
My roommate is always stealing my clothes, what a witness.

Today I was being such a witness, I used a box as a laundry basket!

"Stole toilet paper from work. #witness"


Witness
A person or someone who is choosing to stay sober around non-sober people and shares the highlights of the night with those of a short memory.
Example:
"You want to take a shot?"

"Naw, I'm going to be a witness tonight."

-or-

"Trying to hit this blunt?"

"I think I'll be a witness today."


THE WITNESS
While straddling your woman's upper thighs, you generously pour talcum powder into the deep into the crack of her ass, extend your arms out and kick head back in a supremely messianic pose. You pause for a few seconds and then begin bringing your hands together, simultaneously smacking the sides of her buttcheeks in triumph, causing a cloud of talcum powder to burst into the air as you arc your arms upward and outward in homage to Lebron James.
Example:
Nothing livens up an NBA Playoff Party like a live demonstration of The Witness.


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