Sometimes
Remember that one time when you said “raise your hand if you like dick” and your straight male friend went “yeah Sometimes” by mistake so you make fun of him for it now
Example:
Friend 1: That girl is hot
Friend 2: I bet you wouldn’t say that while doing Sometimes
Friend 1: Fuck you
Friend 2: No thanks I don’t do sometimes
Friend 1: That girl is hot
Friend 2: I bet you wouldn’t say that while doing Sometimes
Friend 1: Fuck you
Friend 2: No thanks I don’t do sometimes
sometimer
Fake people who pretend to like you when in reality they hate you and will use you for what you can do for them.
they are cool with you some times, some times they are not
they are cool with you some times, some times they are not
Example:
Look at that sometimer over there- He asked me for a ride to the club last week but now he acts like he doesnt know me.
Look at that sometimer over there- He asked me for a ride to the club last week but now he acts like he doesnt know me.
Sometimes
Sometimers
Forgetting things SOMEtimes rather than all of the time, referring to the disease Alzheimers (ALLzheimers).
Example:
Gunther: Remember that time we ate lasagna?
John: No...I can't recall, but I DO remember the time we ate waffles!
Gunther: Yikes, you've got a bad case of sometimers.
Gunther: Remember that time we ate lasagna?
John: No...I can't recall, but I DO remember the time we ate waffles!
Gunther: Yikes, you've got a bad case of sometimers.
sometimes
Sometimer's
Example:
Who needs sometimer's in their life.. NOT
Who needs sometimer's in their life.. NOT
sometimer
a guy/girl of romantic interest who only calls/texts/emails, etc. when it's convenient or when they 'happen' to be in the neighborhood.
Example:
Marc hasn't called me in 3 months, but he texted me last night because he happened to be at a bar across the street with his friends. What a fuckin sometimer.
Marc hasn't called me in 3 months, but he texted me last night because he happened to be at a bar across the street with his friends. What a fuckin sometimer.
Sometimer
Example:
Mrs. W: I can’t remeber what else I ate today
Everyone: Wow she has Alzheimer’s
Mrs. W: No! It’s sometimers!!
Mrs. W: I can’t remeber what else I ate today
Everyone: Wow she has Alzheimer’s
Mrs. W: No! It’s sometimers!!
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