shit-weasel

In the corporate world, a shit weasel is a person of similar or higher rank who'll stab you in the back, deny he did it, and blame you for the stabbing. The shit-weasel will deflect blame off of himself/herself in order to maintain his/her reputation at all cost.



shit weasel
Comes from Stephen King's book, Dreamcatcher. Humans who eat the alien virus call "byrus" grow an alien weasel in their bowles and when it gets too big it bursts out of their butt.
Example:
"Mcarthy's lower midsection was covered in blood as the shit-weasel came out"


Shit Weasel
When there is an intense, overwhelming painful cramping in the stomach and abdomenal region that usually ends results in one bent over clutching themselves in pain. Sometimes there are the noises of a weasle running around and screaming to be released, by means of diarrahea. Side effects may include: goosebumps, shivering, crying, cramping, burning of the anus, sweating, and sharting or aka shit farting.
Example:
"Oh man, my stomach hurts sooo bad, I think I have a shit weasel running around and wants to get out oooouch!!" and then run to the bathroom for relief.


Shit-Weasels
a Shit Weasel is a thing encubated
in someones stomach and the person
will suffer or (accuire the power of)
really smelly farts and a bleeding anus
the farts smell of ether and bananas
i have no idea why...
also known as Byrums
Example:
oh man what the hell died in your ass?
"nothing i just have a Shit-Weasel"


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