Sophisticated

The opposite behavior of 98% of the population below age 21.Sophistication is a mix of knowing when a joke's over, caring somewhat about the consequences of your actions, talking about something of reasonable importance, having a good dose of common sense, not letting your immediate reactions control your life, knowing how much information is TOO much information, and not wearing wearing your jeans lower than your underwear.



Sophisticated
The definition of sophisticated is actually knowing your head from your buttocks. It does not require having a brain, for jellyfish seem to get along just right with a minimal amount of sophisticatiton. Even the tiniest rock uses somewhat of an amount of sophistication just to sit quietly (unless thrown or something of the sort) throughout the day.
Example:
"The young master was very sophisticated."


Sophisticated
An exercise in sophistry that if you don't understand this (whatever) at least as well as I'm pretending to, then you're obviously a moron!
Example:
"The bouquet on this 1983 Chateau DePlonk is divinely sophisticated darling... (when it actually smells like skunk shit)... it has a persimmon lavender attack and a finish with notes of sour raspberry cum-shot sauce... It only costs $350 a bottle"


Sophisticated
OHO! If I would have know you were going to butter me up I would have brought biscuits! And not "biscuits" as in "cookies". Actual biscuits.
Example:
Hym "Ha! Yes! I rather like that! Sophisticated? Me? Very much so! Thank you very much!"

Iam *Groans* "You know I'm never going to here the end of this right?"

Hym "Can't you just let me have my moment? Must you rain on the parade of a being as sophisticated as myself?"

Iam "I'm just saying, a little humility wouldn't kill you..."

Hym "I suppose we'll never know. What I lack in humility I make up for in sophistication hahahahahahaa!"

Iam *sigh* "I can't talk to you when you're like this..."


sophist
A person who, while professing to teach skill in reasoning, concerned himself with ingenuity and specious effectiveness rather than soundness of argument. Later characterized by Plato as superficial manipulators of rhetoric and dialectic.
Example:
Jima seems to think that simply winning is more important than being right. It should come as no surprise, then, that his arguments are those of a sophist.


sophistication
-sophisticated character, ideas, tastes, or ways as the result of education, worldly experience, etc.: the sophistication of the wealthy.

-change from the natural character or simplicity, or the resulting condition.

-complexity, as in design or organization.

-impairment or debasement, as of purity or genuineness.

-the use of sophistry; a sophism, quibble, or fallacious argument.

(Antonym -simplicity )
Example:
Quotes:

"I have always thought of sophistication as rather a feeble substitute for decadence." - Christopher Hampton

"Hip is the sophistication of the wise primitive in a giant jungle." - Norman Mailer

"Sophistication might be described as the ability to cope gracefully with a situation involving the presence of a formidable menace to one's poise and prestige (such as the butler, or the man under the bed -- but never the husband)." - James Thurber


sophisticated
Sophisticated:

An evening out in Tunbridge Wells, beginning with a comfortable meal folowed by a few quiet drinks and genteel mocking of the locals
Example:
DOB took everyone out for a sophisticated evening. They rejected this, got drunk on many shots from Weatherspoons, chased all the people from New Beacon around trying to smash box. Lauara let them all off because it doesn't count if it happens on a night out, DOB brushed any accusations of old age off like a solid turd and tried to smash a teenager.

NAM and Clayton decided to double team some granny from the kebab shop, and Clayton now has to wear an eyepatch due to friendly fire from NAM who has had too many protien shakes.

Sophisticated - we know the real meaning!


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