Span

Short for special fan, it’s when a fan is given personal advantages that other fans don’t have by the person they’re stanning.



spanning
The fine art/act of stalking, scrutinizing and mentally/physically tormenting a person as if they were your girlfriend or boyfriend. This is usually because the person who is doing the spanning is arrogant, a pompous windbag or they feel like they are owed. They have feelings for the person they span and have decided that person belongs to them without the consent, permission, reciprocation of same feelings or even the knowledge of the victim they span. The art/act of spanning is often conducted in front of friends or others in an effort to embarrass and belittle the person they span into acting the way they desire.
Example:
Person 1: Did you change the locks to lock me out of my own house??!

Person 2: Where tne fuck were you? Who did you leave with?

Person 1: None of your business, quit spanning me!


SPAN
Norwegian rock quartet. Possibly the best band on the planet with such audio jems as 'Papa', 'Don't Think The Way They Do' and 'Baby's Come Back' and outstanding live sets.

Members include Jarle Bernhoft, Fridtjof nilsen, Fredrik Wallumrod and Kim Nordbaek.
Past members include Vemund Stavnes who left in late 2003 for personal reasons.
Example:
I saw SPAN in London and they owned.


Erection Span
When the attention span of a male lasts as long as his erection does, but usually related to the attention being focused on something nasty which normally wouldn't attract a male's attention under flaccid circumstances such as very nasty porn or fugly chicks or hookers.
Example:
One Dude to Another: I cannot believed I jacked off to that skank porn last nite. I also joined the skank porn site and spent like $39.95!

Another: Until you lose your erection span, stuff like that happens. Hopefully you've contained the damage to dick chafe and a slight hit to your credit card. One nite when I was on a business trip, my dick was hard and I ordered 2 hookers to a hotel room and it cost me $500. I should have just jerked off.


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