Spritz

A half-assed shower



Spritz
Any Claymate's must-have accessory when engaging in any Clay Aiken, viewing, listening, and most importantly MEETING!!! It is used to cool off and refresh the subsequenly hot and bothered!
Example:
Look at that great "Waldo" pic.....eeeeks I need a spritz!


Spritzing
When one or more persons inserts fingers into anothers rectum and rapidly moves their fingers back and forth causing fecal matter to expel in a spray paint type fashion all over the room.
Example:
"Ew Richie why do you smell so bad???"
"Sorry, Brittany and I were spritzing earlier."


spritz
When having to go to the bathroom (#1) and you can't reach a potty with out peeing your pants so you let a little out to relieve the pressure. DO NOT USE IF YOU HAVE TO GO #2 STYLE!
Example:
Dude I was locked out of my house and I had to go pee so bad. I let a spritz or two out before my dad got home.


Spritzing
When someone is tailgating you driving down the road and you unload a tank of washer fluid on them. Also can be used for unruly pedestrians or middle aged bald guys in convertibles.
Example:
That tailgater was driving so close to me I ran my tank of washer fluid dry spritzing his car.


Salisbury Spritz
Using a Cheerwine soft drink, a carbonated beverage native to Salisbury, NC to douche or give an enema. This is particularly common after a Whiz dogg.
Example:
My girl was so gooey after the Whiz dogg, I decided to give her a Salisbury Spritz and clean up a bit.


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