Spronk
To exceed expectationsDerived from a 2020 meme,
Spronk is the combination of 'Sprite' and the popular 'Stonks' meme. It refers to the way
Macdonalds post-mix
Sprite seems to taste much stronger than that from other places, suggesting that they put more Sprite in their Sprite than one might expect.(to have
spronk) The quality of something/someone having more of you wanted than you expected.A person that has spronk is someone that stands out in some way because they are surprisingly good at something, but you wouldn't know just by looking at them.An object or thing that has spronk might be worth more than you thought at first glance.(to spronk) To do better than you expected you would or to find unexpected reserves or skills that help you achieve something you thought you would fail at.to outperform
projected metrics or overdeliver.
Spronk
by stonksstonks on Jul 06, 2022 17:46:16
(To
spronk) To use facts and logic to
totally dominate/outwit/outdo a person in an online or public debate, causing them to delete their posts and possibly their profile out of embarrassment.
(A
Spronk) A person who both has good knowledge in a range of subjects and excels at debate. The kind of person that has you leaving popcorn-eating memes in the thread the moment a person challenges them. You love them if they champion your cause and hate them if you inadvertently face off against one.
(To get
spronked) To stick your toe into a debate and realise very quickly that you are out of your depth when a Spronk disassembles your argument and leaves you with no option but to hurl abuse and then delete your comments when you realise that other people might screenshot that hot mess for later use.
Example:
"Holy shit! I saw that debate that went down in
the comments section of your post! You absolutely
spronked them!"
"Uh oh! Looks like a
flat-earther bumped into a Spronk, this is not going to be pretty.
"Um... I think you think you know what you are talking about, but I'm pretty sure that if you take that opinion to someone who actually knows what they're talking about, you are going to get spronked hard!"
Spronk
by The Thickness Sickness on Jan 30, 2018 09:43:42
Verb.
Past tense
spronked.
When you're trying to grind on someone at
the middle school dance, but the school principle is watching so you have to resort to airhumping her from across the middle school
gymnasium.
Spronked
by MTMS Shooked on Nov 22, 2017 08:37:58
Example:
You: *your friend knocks you out of the course
in GTA*
Your friend: hope you have insurance, cause you just got
spronked!
You: *just got roasted so hard your considered burnt*
Your friend:
Ooooooo, You just got mega spronked dude!