illiterature
by Ned "Kingsley" Zissou on Sep 27, 2012 00:08:24
The stupid bullshit women read in their spare time; everything from trashy,
soft-core (and slightly
rapey) "romantic" novels, to Cosmo and self-help books. May include vampires, serene landscapes with big, sweaty farmhands, and coupons for
Ben & Jerry's.
illiterature
by Jmanpc on Apr 01, 2006 03:36:58
(n.)
A piece of classic or contemporary literature that is exceedingly and painfully dull, boring, inane,
banal, and
unreadable.
Illiterature is usually not read on one's own accord. Teachers usually assign
illiterature to students in times of rest such as spring break. Man students fail their English classes due to this unreadable material.
Example:
"
Tess of the D'Urbervilles is an excelent example of classic British illiterature."
"The illiterature that my
English teacher assigned us to read is simply too
dull to read for more than five minutes at a time."
Illiterature
by MaxFolger on Jun 09, 2010 16:48:04
Example:
1. I hear your novel has sold 150,000 copies. I didn't read it, but I bet it's a great example of contemporary
illiterature.
2. I'm a Jane Austen fan. I haven't kept up with contemporary illiterature.
3. Dear Sir: Thank you for submitting your very well-written manuscript. Unfortunately, at this time, we are only interested in serious illiterature.
illiterate sass
writer's crap literary masturbation