TEBOW

To get run over, or trucked while playing football. Originates from Tim Tebow's ability to run over all of mankind from the QB position.



Tebow
tee-boh verb -

1) to drop to one's knee, regardless of surroundings, bow one's head and pray to the Almighty that somehow you won't fuck up whatever it is you are doing

2) to randomly drop to one's knee and bow one's head - in the fashion of "professional" football player and "quarterback" Tim Tebow - in public settings (see also: planking & owling)
Example:
1) "He was totally blowing it with that chick, so he Tebowed. Somehow, he ended up nailing her."

2) "Dude, is that guy Tebowing in line for the ATM?"


Tebowed
Losing a football game in heart-wrenching fashion to an underdog. Usually an unlikely comeback in the final quarter of a football game. Derived from Tim Tebow of the Denver Broncos.
Example:
Wow bro, I can't believe the Jets let Tebow win the game like that. They got Tebowed!


Tebowing
(vb) To get down on a knee and start praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different.
Example:
I was in the middle of Times Square and I saw a girl Tebowing in the street. She almost got squashed. (see tebowing.com)


> Tebow
A phrase used to mock Denver Broncos quarterback and former Heisman Trophy winner Tim Tebow. (The "greater than" sign is preceded by something very bad.)

Coined by readers of ESPN.com following the Broncos' 45-10 loss to the Detroit Lions on October 30, 2011, in which Tebow had two turnovers that directly resulted in touchdowns and finished with a passer rating of 56.8.
Example:
Reading pointless Urban Dictionary entries > Tebow


Tebowed
verb, used to indicated defeat by a a force that is on paper inferior but continues to enjoy success, for non-quantifiable reasons.
Example:
The Chicago Bears got Tebowed today!

or

That test Tebowed me.


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