Tim Tebow
The most storied college football player over the past four years. He has won two national titles and a
Heisman Trophy during his college career and is looking to win his third and second of these prestigious awards respectively.
Tebow is considered one of the best, if not the best college football players during the time he has been at Florida, not only at the quarterback position, but overall, in addition to being talked about as one of the best quarterbacks and overall players in college football history. He is a senior for the 2009 season (2009-2010 academic year), which means that he will be entering the 2010 NFL Draft, and is projected as a potential first overall pick or somewhere in the top ten or around there. Despite many people having doubts about his talents carrying over to the next level, Tim Tebow is going to prove the critics wrong and the believers (including myself) right, as he will fit in perfectly with any system he is in. The reports that are unappreciative of his talents will be proven to be just
false advertisement of this incredible athlete and even more amazing person, who will become an NFL legend by the time his upcoming long NFL career comes to an end many
years down the road.
Tim Tebow
by Stephen Villanueva on Jan 16, 2009 06:50:30
Well if you haven't been hiding
in a cave for a while you should know he is the best college football quarterback in the nation. He has won numerous awards as well as
the Heisman Trophy as a sophomore (the first player to do so), and has helped the
Gators win a national championship as a freshman, as well as leading the Gators to a third national championship in 2009. Known as Superman to fans he seems to have the ability to do anything.
Example:
Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas.
When the
bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks the closet for Tim Tebow.
Tim Tebow's tears cure cancer, its too bad Tim Tebow doesn't cry.
What color is Tim Tebow's blood? Trick question. Tim Tebow does not bleed.
Tim Tebow is the real reason the Energizer Bunny keeps running, and running, and running.
The Incredible Hulk doesn't want to make Tim Tebow angry.
If it looks like beef,
smells like beef, and tastes like beef, but Tim Tebow says it’s chicken. You better believe its chicken.
Tim Tebow
by Fifi McFeef on Jan 02, 2008 00:11:52
Tim Tebow
by littletim on Jan 10, 2012 12:55:10
Tim Tebow
by Adam RD on Oct 20, 2006 07:06:15
A variation on
the Spiderman in which the man catches the ejaculate in his hand and then uses the hand to
stiff arm the unsuspecting woman as he runs away. Bonus points for performing a
touch down dance after the completion of the act.
Tim Tebow
by RME1976 on Sep 24, 2009 10:41:36
Starting QB for the
Florida Gators. He has had much success as a college player, but won't do squat in the NFL. His style of play does not translate well at
the next level. His only hope of making it in the NFL is to play....well nevermind. That fucker will probably end up selling used cars. He isn't going to play any position in the NFL. Even his
buddy Jesus can't do anything about that.
Example:
Bob: "Man, Tim Tebow is good."
Joe: "Yeah, I hope Tim Tebow enjoys it now, because he
ain't doin shit in the
NFL."
Tim Tebow
by phillybol on Jan 23, 2011 07:16:54
Example:
Person 1: Damn yo, this girl wants to fuck me soooo bad its rediculous.
Person 2: So you gonna
smash that man?
Person 1: Nah yo, Im gonna Tim Tebow the shit out of her,
sheel never have sex with me in her life.
Person 2: Damn you have
the heart of a champion.
Tim Tebowing
by Jep1011 on Jan 07, 2012 15:01:43
Example:
Guy:*get on one
knee with a girl around
Girl:
OMG no way are you
proposing to me!
Guy: Ew no im Tim Tebowing
tim tebow
by uffan526 on Dec 02, 2006 05:27:59
Freshman
quaterback for the University of Florida, who is knowing for plowing through defenses with his powerful runs. Tim's chief export is pain, followed closely by touchdowns. Tim's
signature move is the
stiff arm.
Example:
Football fan: Man, that
quaterback just
trucked through 4 defensive linemen, 3 linebackers, and the 2 safties!
Gator Fan: Yeah, that's Tim Tebow!
Tim Tebowed
by Mit Berekvam on Dec 12, 2011 13:36:53
When everything is going well for you and then at the last
minute you get completely
screwed and
you have no idea how, why, when, or where it came from.
Example:
I was sitting at work, the job I've held for 35 years with just
two days til
retirement, when my boss came
around the corner and told me I was fired with no benefits. I couldn't believe my boss just Tim Tebowed me like that.