Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas.
When the bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks the closet for Tim Tebow.
Tim Tebow's tears cure cancer, its too bad Tim Tebow doesn't cry.
What color is Tim Tebow's blood? Trick question. Tim Tebow does not bleed.
Tim Tebow is the real reason the Energizer Bunny keeps running, and running, and running.
The Incredible Hulk doesn't want to make Tim Tebow angry.
If it looks like beef, smells like beef, and tastes like beef, but Tim Tebow says it’s chicken. You better believe its chicken.