Tebowing

(vb) To get down on a knee and start praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different.



Tebowing
Sexual position. it's a modified doggy style where the man is on one knee. Named after Tim Tebows tendency to "come from behind" to win the game.
Example:
Rick: Dude i was Tebowing my girlfriend while watching the game last night!

Rod: how so?

Rick: I came from behind


Tebowing
Tebowing; slang. language of origin- ESPN. definition: 1) the act of striking a particular one-knee down kneeling pose in celebration of completing any task which by no specific means the individual in question should have rationally been able to accomplish themself without divine intervention. 2) a manner by which a person can non-verbally declare themself to others as an overhyped participant. See also: douchebaggery.
Example:
With the Broncos playing the Patriots in the divisional playoff game this weekend, I don't foresee much more Tebowing this season. And thank God for that.


Tebowing
Getting down on one knee to speak to your invisible friend. Commonly used by athletes to thank the creator of the Universe for taking time out of his/her busy day to ensure you make a good play.
Example:
God couldn't save those children from starving to death he was too busy helping that guy score a touchdown. At least the playing is tebowing...


Tebowing
(verb) -
The act of looking like a jackass douche bag and embarrassing friends and family by imitating the prayer ritual of a mediocre NFL running back who is credited with miraculous comeback wins even though is it usually the opposing team that completely breaks down and beats themselves in the fourth quarter.
Tebowing can lead to extreme over the top media coverage for basically doing nothing, marriage and divorce to Kim Kardashian, and eventually found naked and dead in a sleazy motel room overdosed on cocaine and Jack Daniels laying next to a male prostitute named Juan.
Example:
Dude, look at Bob tebowing near the bar. He keeps this up none of us are gonna get laid!


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