THE SMELL

The proper recipe for “The Smell” is to take one box of Instant Garlic Mashed Potato mix and place the cooked contents into an air-tight plastic container. Place said container on top of a warm electrical surface like the top of a refrigerator. Wait 16 weeks. Next identify someone you dislike and leave the opened plastic container in their place of residence (Preferably by an air exchange vent). The unique aroma of The Smell will induce immediate and violent spells of vomitting. Sit back and enjoy.



Smell A
Derisive nickname for Los Angeles, rhymes with "L.A." Coined because of the smog stink.
Example:
Think I'll drive to Smell A this weekend. Sure like to visit, but wouldn't want to live there.


smell
Something that your nose picks up...can be nice, pungent or make you gag.
Example:
Scott liked to smell his farts


smells
What people say when they feel stupid and want to laugh at someone.
Example:
Sam: Gary?
Gary: Yeah?
Sam: Smells!!
Gary: Shut up, you fucking loser.


smell
To feel; empathize; To undergo the experience of.
To be aware of; sense.
To be emotionally affected by: She still feels the loss of her dog.

To be persuaded of (something) on the basis of intuition, emotion, or other indefinite grounds.
To believe; think.

To have compassion or sympathy.
Example:
I smell ya, playboy...
I under-smell ya, pimpin.


smells
1. is terrible
2. stinks
3. sucks
4. sucks ass
5. sucks my balls
Example:
People got tired of saying "This movie is terrible!"
So they started saying "This movie smells!"
This was how it ALL STARTED
but inflation broke in and soon people were saying:
"This movie stinks!"
That one lasted generations, & smells was forgotten!
but inflation broke in again & soon people were saying:
"This movie sucks!"
That one last just as long as "stinks"
but inflation broke in again & soon people were saying:
"This movie sucks ass!" or "This movie sucks my balls!"
I predict that in the future, people will either say "This movie sucks all the shit out of my ass!" or, more wisely, will go back to the ORIGINAL THAT STARTED IT ALL:
"This movie smells."


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