TO THE BATCAVE

An old skool goth who associates with the punk/post-punk offshoot goth culture of the 1980s for example Siouxsie & The Banshees, Bauhaus, The Cure.Probably doesn't care for Marilyn Manson and death metal.



to the batcave
While doing a girl from behind, subtly grab a flashlight and flash it towards the ceiling. Once she's distracted and confused by the light, scream "TO THE BATCAVE", and slam it in her ass.
Example:
I went to take my girlfriend to the batcave.


Batcaving
This is an advanced sexual act, performed when one is feeling in the mood to surprise ones lady. You start this delight by turning off all lights in the room. Get your lady to lay on her side and ask her to look at the ceiling. Now, grab your erect meat seeking pissile and shine a torch from underneath to display the sillouette on the ceiling, while screaming "TO THE BATCAVE" and with one swift, vigorous thrust, insert ones member into her anus. Lube is optional, but dry docking is not recommended unless you do not value your teeth/balls/relationship.
Example:
I gave Tonya a real good batcaving last night. Luckily, she enjoyed it so didn't even knock my teeth out afterward.


Batcaving
Staying up late at night and into the early morning (usually in a confined space such as one's room or house) while sleeping for most of the day, much like a bat.
Example:
He spent all night batcaving in his room in front of his computer.


The Batcave
Opened in 1982 in London, The Batcave was originally a venue for horror-themed glam, such as that of the house band Specimen. This, however, fitted into what the emerging goth scene was doing, and soon bands like Bauhaus, Southern Death Cult and Alien Sex Fiend were playing there. It became the prototype goth club.
Example:
I teased my hair to insane heights and went to meet my mates at The Batcave.


batcaver
Batcaver seems to be an old localized term for goth. It was used in the Pacific Northwest in the 80s but on the East coast, few people have heard the term. The singular batcave was also used.
Example:
I went to a Bauhaus concert last week and it was full of batcavers.


to the batcave
Similar to get to da choppa in that "the batcave" or the destination is already known by all. An excited phrase Often used along with a superhero like hand gesture. (both hands out in front of you. Or only one. One is acceptable)
Example:
Entering the liqour store, you may yell "to the batcave" . Entering a party is also a "to the batcave!" occasion.


batcaving
Asocial behavior, most often seen in the suburban United States, in which people will enter and exit their house or apartment by way of the garage, thereby eliminating any unwanted social interaction with neighbors, passers-by, and the outside world in general. Staying in one's vehicle until entry or exit from the garage has been completed is key to effective batcaving, as is having an automatic, remotely-openable garage door. Living in a gated community provides an additional level of batcavability.
Example:
Did you hear about that woman in the news? She lives around here!

How would anyone know? Out here, neighbors go batcaving in and out of their place and we never see them. Except when they mow the lawn. And everybody pays to have that done anyway.


The Batcave
Like how Batman sleeps hanging upside down from a horizontal pole... the man hangs upside down at an 180 degree angle while the woman wraps her legs around him and they have sex while at their bodies make a perfect 90 degree angle.
Example:
Alfred: You gunna use The Batcave on that chick tonight?
Bruce: Maybe, it depends how my abs are feeling.
Alfred: Well, just whip out the 'ol Bat-a-wang and show her what's up!


Latest Searches

invader, Yum Yum, Zesty, You look pretty, kwaked, Pedophile, mailing, king of kings, zelda, a Sarah, AJ, Coome, Gadsden flag, jean shorts, FUCKIN, Royal Family, mils, iced up goonbag, ORB, Yo bro, bikini bottom, fingering, Oh well, Word that, Floored, Section 8 Housing, kershaw, the real game, Bootloader, suspicious, Playlistism, peeling, skids, bearback, You got this, assistant, wham, SNACKIN, floatie, How can I help you, the lemon, best thing ever, bf, 10, peices, bone that, enablers, Box jellyfish, milk bags, Aretha, sliders, despacito, decision lane, a nicholas, expressionful, Dude Bro, yiffing, Archie, I am one, they deserve, take you out, fist to fist, EPICALITY, OMG no, W3C, bog roll, Bran, Pianist, tell me a joke, Smart Ass, World War 2, threats, Balls in My Face, cursing, Bob Parr, sweetback, the New Good Game, 6 to 8, Lil Timmy Tim, squeze, Ryan, I hope, Presidents, Jack Manifold, mute, the press, stole my heart, Mahatma Gandhi, midwestern, apparatus, Uzbekistan, bad guy, kick it spot, Alan, the order, a skirt, Fiel, suspects, STV, fucks sake, box in a box, yellow rice, Trot, Cpt, which one, THE prom, If anything, rip-off, mexican, true, paragon, Needles Mahal, Slowing, upta, nice things, the fear, in the tank, slammer, fish-hook, perineal, game-ender, Kevin, Marcoing, Regret, took off, court in, blast off, rona, livestream, in minecraft, Schilling, make some bread, Prescott, we up, INTO THE THICK OF IT, Sioux City, underware, yaio, nigeled, lomax, the burn, The Salmon, Brood War, the two-two, My white, among those, interracial couple, Central America, candy wrappers, Rampant Sex, Secret Code, a Mack, Pompous Ass, Yaa, Veronica, Ben, Grocery store, the rink, Disarmingly, Karam, out of towners, Flairing, Jason Hudson, For gods sake, hook, watup, big daddy, bangers , cachet, tactless, spider-man, theah, corner, delusional, the Commander, Project Mbappe, track stand, tombs, Numerator, Gojo Satoru, Dollar Bills, That bullshit, bringer, cracked, start something, Checking out, by a nose, babies daddy, You Suck, cliff bar, britain, grade 7, Fight, cross out, The land, GAMECOCK, Roy, in the pit, packaging, collaborative, invader, Yum Yum, Zesty, You look pretty, kwaked, Pedophile, mailing, king of kings, zelda, a Sarah, AJ, Coome, Gadsden flag, jean shorts, FUCKIN, Royal Family, mils, iced up goonbag, ORB, Yo bro, bikini bottom, fingering, Oh well, Word that, Floored, Section 8 Housing, kershaw, the real game, Bootloader, suspicious, Playlistism, peeling, skids, bearback, You got this, assistant, wham, SNACKIN, floatie, How can I help you, the lemon, best thing ever, bf, 10, peices, bone that, enablers, Box jellyfish, milk bags, Aretha, sliders, despacito, decision lane, a nicholas, expressionful, Dude Bro, yiffing, Archie, I am one, they deserve, take you out, fist to fist, EPICALITY, OMG no, W3C, bog roll, Bran, Pianist, tell me a joke, Smart Ass, World War 2, threats, Balls in My Face, cursing, Bob Parr, sweetback, the New Good Game, 6 to 8, Lil Timmy Tim, squeze, Ryan, I hope, Presidents, Jack Manifold, mute, the press, stole my heart, Mahatma Gandhi, midwestern, apparatus, Uzbekistan, bad guy, kick it spot, Alan, the order, a skirt, Fiel, suspects, STV, fucks sake, box in a box, yellow rice, Trot, Cpt, which one, THE prom, If anything, rip-off, mexican, true, paragon, Needles Mahal, Slowing, upta, nice things, the fear, in the tank, slammer, fish-hook, perineal, game-ender, Kevin, Marcoing, Regret, took off, court in, blast off, rona, livestream, in minecraft, Schilling, make some bread, Prescott, we up, INTO THE THICK OF IT, Sioux City, underware, yaio, nigeled, lomax, the burn, The Salmon, Brood War, the two-two, My white, among those, interracial couple, Central America, candy wrappers, Rampant Sex, Secret Code, a Mack, Pompous Ass, Yaa, Veronica, Ben, Grocery store, the rink, Disarmingly, Karam, out of towners, Flairing, Jason Hudson, For gods sake, hook, watup, big daddy, bangers , cachet, tactless, spider-man, theah, corner, delusional, the Commander, Project Mbappe, track stand, tombs, Numerator, Gojo Satoru, Dollar Bills, That bullshit, bringer, cracked, start something, Checking out, by a nose, babies daddy, You Suck, cliff bar, britain, grade 7, Fight, cross out, The land, GAMECOCK, Roy, in the pit, packaging, collaborative,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!