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Text Off

Texting instead of calling your employer to advise you will not be coming into work. Commonly used to avoid having to fake sounding sick when you are not actually sick.

text off

by GetaClue on Jun 03, 2009 03:30:02

When a boy calls a girl, and she responds with a text, thereby avoiding a verbal conversation but finding out what he wants. Similar to blowing someone off. Boys can do this to girls as well. It's also rampant among coworkers.

Example:
I keep getting the text off from Shelly. I don't think she wants me to ask her out!

Jimmy called me last night, but I didn't feel like having an awkward conversation so I'm going to text him off.

Dude, Sally keeps blowing up my phone. I decided to be nice and text her off instead of just ignoring her. That way it won't be weird when we see each other.

texting off

by battichica on Jan 17, 2007 13:46:13

to drunk text your mistress in your girlfriend's bathroom to tell her you'll meet her at 2 am

Example:
X: This guy just texted me. He wants to meet me later for sloppy seconds after he brings his girlfriend home.

B: What is he in the bathroom texting off?

text off

by xibalbalola on Jan 17, 2007 13:42:31

texting many messages to a sex interest for later while you are in the midst of hanging out with someone you don't want to be with

Example:
While with chubby girlfriend number one, Carlos decided to text off "you're hot", followed by "wanna hook up later", followed by "after 2 when i get out of work", followed by "you naughty thing you" to girlfriend number two.

texted off

by navygirl88 on Mar 05, 2011 00:40:35

to be told off via text message

Example:
i got texted off at 0630 this morning, and i bought the minutes! how rude!

texted off

by betrisa on Nov 05, 2012 14:36:41

Being told off via text message, also related to text fighting.

Example:
Well I wouldn't have done that if you had done what you said you'd do.
text fighting told off relationships fighting angry people texted off

pop a text off

by lil bob jon 72 on May 28, 2009 03:59:26

telling someone your texting

Example:
person 1 hey man whats up

person 2 not much hang on man i got to pop a text off

Text your eyes off

by ahrefodiggsy on Feb 09, 2012 11:52:05

The modern day communication equivalent to "Talk your ears off." To say that you've been sending so many text messages or such a long text that the person's eyes reading it will figuratively fall off.

Example:
"So anyway, sorry to text your eyes off, but that's what I've been feeling."

"Holy shit, you sure know how to text someone's eyes off!"

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