The Bastards

bas-tard-ize (Verb)1. To diminish the quality or character of;2. To declare or name someone a bastard; illegitimize3. To fuck something up; completely ruin it.



Bastard
Besides the usual usages of a child born out of wedlock and a suitable name for someone you don’t like, there are other meanings as well. At one time it was used to refer to a hybrid device or one adapted from one purpose to another; in 1517 it was used to refer to second rate Spanish Sack wines and in engineering it refers to a type of coarse-toothed file.
Example:
“Shit! What a bastard!”
What do you mean?”
Take your pick.”


bastardization
1) The process of making something illegitimate
2) The process of bringing something to a form which is not as good as the one it was in before, i.e. the language glorified by urbandictionary.com


Bastard
A term used to describe someone who disregards other people in pursuit of their own self-interest. Usually includes the acts or act of lying, spreading mis-information, covering one's own ass at the expense of others, or employing other forms of bullshitting.
Example:
"The day I broke up with my girlfriend, my roomate told her she would have been better off with him instead of me. He's such a bastard.


bastardization
when someone makes something more douche-like than it was before
Example:
'fo shizzle my nizzle' is a bastardization of 'fo sheezy my neezy' which is a bastardization of 'for sure my nigga' which is a bastardization of 'i concur with you whole-heartedly, my african-american friend'


Bastard
Besides all the usual meanings, it has a meaning in engineering as well. A bastard is a type of coarse-toothed file.
Example:
Conversation in the stores.
"Hi, I need a file."
"A half-round bastard?"
"No, a little triangular fucker."


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