Example:
1. Conductor: "You guys need to WATCH ME!"
Violin player: "Okay..."
Trombone player: "I can't see you"
Tuba player: "ZZZzzz... ZZZzzz... HUH?"
Flute player: "...... *fidgets flute, look at stand*"
Trumpet player: "ummm... say what?"
Precussion player: "Blah, my tempo marking is better then yours"

2. Conductor #1: Did you notice? There is a phrasing from measure 4 to measure 26 and then the key changes to the realtive minor, and the mode is a phyrgian mode!
Conductor #2: Yeah! Then on measure 28, there is a V7/V chord, it is held until measure 31 then its finally resloved into a 1 chord in the key of F
Conductor #1: Totally! And they should play softer during this pianissssssssimo pessage... and WAY LOUDER during this Fortissssssssimo pessage
*Both conductor laughs evily as other musicians stares at him wondring what the hell did they just say*

Example:
Jill is a conductor who likes when the local press acknowledges her hard work with the symphony.

Example:
He totally hiney-humped joe last night. He's a conductor big time.

or

Dude, Dont be such a fucking conductor.

Example:
After performing a conductor on Tina the prositute, she inquired as to why I had done it. In response I said, "Don't stand on the tracks when the train's comin' through bitch!"

Example:
Stay away from So and So , that bitch is such a conductor....nasty ass hoe

Example:
OK, you better ‘hit it,’ Maestro, so we can later play Hail to the Conductor in Chief!

Example:
Mad Conductor Kicks ass

Example:
The usual suspects were hanging out at Maverick's house for afterhours when DeeJay Ferosh's roll kicked in and he grabbed a handful of disco sticks and played Beat Conductor on the mixing board.

Example:
"All aboard, we're getting the fsck outta here!" - Conductor Cat