home aloneing

To beat someone up using various homemade traps, weapons, and tools.



Home Alone
1. From the 1990 Chris Columbus hit, "Home Alone" in which an eight year-old, who is accidentally left behind while his family flies to France for Christmas, has to defend his home against idiotic burglars. To "home alone" something is to set up traps, usually to the physical disadvantage of the intruder. The following are just examples of the painful surprises included in this term:

*Blowtorch rigged to door

*Fan and feathers rigged to tripwire

*Heated iron attached to lightbulb

*Tar on basement steps, massive nail hidden in one step
Example:
Example One:
"Jesus, somebody broke into my car! That's the second time this year!"

"Dude, you better home alone it."


home alone
When you are getting a blow job or fucking a slut you want nothing to do with, you pull out and cum on the chicks face and say "Keep the change you filthy animal"
Example:
I pulled a home alone on this bitch last night and she was pissed off! I never wanted to see her anymore anyway.


The Home Alone
Whilst fucking a girl from behind, you pull out, come on her back. When she turns around you pull out your trusty can of mace, spray her directly in the eyes. She will then grap her cheeks and scream "AHHHHHHH" similar to Macauly Culkin in his premier roll as Kevin McAllister in the movie 'Home Alone'
Example:
I was fucking this lady cop from behind, came all over her ass and then grabbed that bitches mace and gave her the Home Alone


home alone
the face and accompanying scream a female makes upon realizing that her man has ejaculated in his hands and smacked her with said hands.
Example:
Jenna, hearing Ryan's scream, realized she must be home alone with another stranger.


Home-Aloned
'home-aloned" is a word reference from the movie home alone where a kid named Kevin McCallister who is mistakenly left behind has to deal with two burglars named Marv Murchins & Harry Lyme.

Getting "home-aloned" is when you are the victim of one or more booby traps by someone you didn't expect to think of something so smart.
Just like the kid from Home Alone!
Example:
Kevin: *Makes some genius booby traps in his house*

Marv & Harry: *Tries to break into his house*
Marv & Harry: *Doesn't expect the genius booby traps*
Kevin: "You didn't expect that huh? You filthy animal!"

Marv and Harry just got home-aloned.


Home Alone Cocktail
An alcoholic drink made by mixing together small amounts of liquor from each of your parents' open bottles so they won't notice the missing liquor.

We all had at least one in high school.
Example:
I had a rough day at school so I got some rum, bourbon, wine, Kahlua and vodka from dad's liquor cabinet and made myself a home alone cocktail.


home alone special
In reference to the first 'Home Alone' movie, when Kevin finishes shaving and smacks his face with his hands and screams (due to stinging aftershave) - this same act can be performed on a woman's large buttocks. The larger the buttocks, the better the special can be.
Example:
Open the butt cheeks wide enough to fit your face in, then let them go so that the butt cheeks smack your face. Then you must let out a muffled scream, pleasuring the female but also taking its toll on the weary screamer.

Matt: Look at that chick over there. . . damn.

Greg: Home alone special.

Matt: Ya for sure.


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