The Goose

When you insert your thumb and pinky into the vagina and pat/rub the clit with your three remaining fingers.



The Goose
A mythical bird that lives in the bottles of Grey Goose vodka. It emerges and accompanies the drinker in a way similar to that of the absinth fairy.
Example:
1.«Blame it on the Goose, got you feeling loose» Jamie Foxx-Blame it

2. Person 1: What did you do last night?

Person 2: I flew with the Goose.


The Goose
The Goose, mostly used in a poker game, meaning you are having a run of bad luck, that you have been delat a bad hand
Example:
The goose is honking


Goose Goose!
A humiliating act, usually done by your closest friend; when one is "given the goose" so to speak, one never truly recovers.

The act itself is simple: Sneak up behind an unsuspecting victim (preferably a friend, as being knocked unconscious is likely to occur otherwise), and as quickly as you can, with all of your fingers on your hand extended out together, poke them into your friend's buttcrack and run away.

A proper "Goose Goose!" is always followed by you vociferating "Goose Goose!" a split second prior to you fleeing the scene.
Example:
Luke gave Adam a Goose Goose! Luke will be severely missed.


goose
A highly territorial bird, a nuisance around parks, if you get too close they will hiss and chase you away.
Example:


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