The Lads

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The Lads
The Lads are a group of men mainly in there 20's and 30's who are well known around the Bristol area for going out to pubs and clubs and causing trouble. Prominent members include Beppe DiMarco, Dean Gaffney, David Walliams, Lance Black, Jon Trollope and Russell Brand.
Example:
Avon & Somerset Police today arrested most of the lads. Beppe was done for dangerous driving whilst Lance Black was caught bumming sheep.


Lads, lads, lads!
A group of males that tend to go to ‘Beefa for a long weekend. They wear terrible sportswear with a fanny pack across the chest. They have no interest in current affairs, political views and are yet to get a grip on reality and realise that the world doesn’t revolve around football.
Example:
Uhh look at those over there. They’ll be balls deep in Benidorm before the sun goes down. Lads, lads, lads!


Lads Lad
Lads Lad.

A pure Lads Lad is a male who specialises in creating and distributing exquisite banter and is generally seen as a mad cunt. Most true Lads Lads are young 16-22 age is defiantly a defining characteristic because a lads lad cannot show any signs of maturity through out his laddish career . The way in which a true lads lad can differ slightly but common behavior of a lads lad is :

- Lack of consideration towards the female sex.
- Horrific racist comments both publicly and privately

- Cringe-worthey banter.
- Insane verbal abuse
- Exposing genitalia
- General Social Network site Bullying

Common side effects of being a Lads Lad

- Lack of minge
- Loss of female friends
- Basically everything to do with females.

Despite a Lads Lad been hailed as a King by the male sex deep down they know this is the incorrect road for them because in the end all lads need some gash at the end of the day.
Example:
Alex - Man id love to go dogging in't feild with that lass.

Amber - Eww listen to him talk he's such a disgusting Lads Lads


Lad
In Britain (there's already loads for definations for the way Australians use this word), this word generally means a young male. However in modern Britain this word has come to mean someone who engages in typical testosterone-driven behaviour such as drinking, sport and having a laugh with mates, sometimes harmless, sometimes obnoxious or even worse antisocial. There was once the phrase "Jack-the-Lad" (a rogue), "laddie" has long been part of the Scottish dialect, and in the 90s something called "Lad-culture" arose, where the aforementioned behaviour was celebrated. Girls who behaved in a similar way were called "Laddettes". There is also the adjective "laddish".
Example:
This young lad was killed in a bike accident recently

He's one of the lads, they love their football

On Friday nights the town centre's full of young lads getting drunk


lads
another word for guys commonly used in Ireland, Scotland and some parts of England and Wales.
Example:
"Lads, will ye be shut up!"
"Lads, are you going to Cian's party tomorrow?"


lad
A lad is a male who specialises in creating and distributing exquisite banter. Though most lads are youngish (late teens and early twenties) age is not a defining characteristic and you will find both young lads and old lads. Some special skills of lads include, but are not limited to the following:

- Binning Pints
- Exposing genitalia and getting naked in public places
- Throwing up after copious alcohol consumption
- Spousal Abuse
- Getting kicked out of pubs/nightclubs for being overly offensive

Excelling in all areas will earn a lad the title of "top lad". There is no higher praise that can be bequeathed upon an individual.
Example:
"That guy just saw off a whole bottle of Vodka then partyboyed that bird, what a lad!"

"Andy got kicked out of City for binning his pint, then turtling naked on the dancefloor...LAD"


lads on
A term used to initiate common, Stereotypical Ladsy behaivier.
IF at a given point of time, ie during a class "Lads-" are currently "-off" (ie LADS OFF) then one might want to turn lad's on by a cry of "lads on"
Example:
Guy1: "This history homework is really hard...."
Guy2: "LADS ON!"
Guy1: "Fucking maggot dardi gibbon aye!? TRRUUUU"
Guy2: "LADS OFF!"
Guy1: " ill probly get a D if i dont finish it ...


Lad
A British & Irish word used to describe a male aged between 9-30 years old or depending what way you use the word it can also be from 0-9 years old
Example:
"Where having a lads night this friday you up for it?"

"Those young lads are up to mischiff"

"My wife just gave birth to a wee lad"


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