The Mike

When one decides to overtake a car against oncoming traffic, whilst fiddling with a 15 year old girl.



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Mike, the phoenetic alphebet word for the letter M. Mike MiKe is used to decribe the caliber of a weapon.

AK-47 - 7.62mike,mike
M-4 - 5.56 mike,mike
MK19 - 40 mike,mike
m9 - 9 mike,mike
Example:
That M113 has a 40 mike mike on the mount.


Mike and Mike
Radio show on ESPN Radio that features "Greeny and Golic", that has somehow gained popularity despite their little knowledge of any other sport other than football.
Golic played football in the NFL and has some street credit and can actually discuss the game. Greeny on the other hand has no experience and a chip on his shoulder to be as popular a Golic. Greeny often can only refer to his NY football Jets, enen though they arent a popular team that America can relate to, are unsuccessful and the second most popular team in their city. People often change the station when he brings the jets up.

Both also shamelessly whore themself out to promote products in the middle of their show and during commercials. ESPN has done this for years, but pretty much the show is one big commercial now. Bad acting is also accociated with these two. For example" Hey Golic?????"----Yessss Greeeennnyyyy??? then promote JC Penny.

Another stand out quality is that both will never take a stand or have an opinion on a touchy subject, because they dont want to offend anyone. If a FAMOUS athlete commits a crime, and it is breaking news, they will not let any opinion out. Just access the situation like a news talk show. This is because they always want to have the guest on and dont want to get ESPN in trouble by offending anyone. They dont know what sports journalism is.
Example:
i had a long road trip and took off real early in the morning. i was listening to Mike and Mike in the Morning on ESPN Radio, but had to change it. Jets? Who cares? TO had just killed someone and they both said it was no one's fault.
i barfed and changed it to Rock!


Mike
Mike is a person who is caring, loving, protective, kind, stubborn, hardheaded, a good listener, and hilarious. He can make you laugh and want to smack him all at once. He is good in bed, and tends to be on the wild side most days. He is an amazing best friend who would put up with even a crazy person if he considered her a friend. He is someone who will be with you through the good the bad and the bleh. He is and always will be that one person you can turn to when you have a problem.
Example:
Me:I love you best friend :)
Mike: I'm going to kill you for putting this on Urban Dictionary!


Mike
The name given to a man with a sexy bad boy smirk that can tie you up in knots. Mikes are hard working to a fault, often leaving no time for themselves or those that want to share their life. Mike is very talented and creative in all aspects of their life. As a friend, they will always be there for you and their friendship is strong, lasting through the tests of time. As a family member, they are protective and giving. As a lover, Mikes will rock the world of the one that captures their heart. Those named Mike will keep their heart close and rarely shares their feelings. When they do share bits, it is with a privileged few. People love to be around Mikes because of their wonderful sense of humor but few will be allowed to see the deeper person below that sexy exterior. If a Mike allows you in, consider it a privilege. As much as Mikes can make a person feel special, they can sometimes make a person feel small quickly. They do no do this with malice but can become so focused they forget their actions speak louder than words. Most of the time they do not realize they have caused hurt as it was never their intention. Open communications may be a challenge with those called Mike but do not give up as they will come around if you persist.
Example:
A Mike as a friend is not as good as having a Mike as a lover but definitely better than a life with no Mike.


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