barfed

to vomit



barf, barf, barf
When spoken aloud, a mature response to the sight of two people who love each other fearlessly.
Example:
Watching the ageless couple sitting in a chair meant for one, gazing into each other's eyes, stroking, kissing, laughing at things no one else could see or hear, she expressed her own joy eloquently, muttering, "barf, barf, barf".


barf
verb: The premature expulsion of consumed materials through the mouth and nose.
noun: The material that is expelled in the manner described above.
Example:
Oooooh I shouldn't have ordered the "Septic Surprise." I think I'm gonna barf!


barf
Example:
I'll have 3 big macs washed down with a 6 pack of jim beam . . . . I'll go for a jog then come back and vomit all over grant and the head while they copulate . . . actually forget the jog . . . just the site of . . . .


Barfing
The anticipation is excillirating. Every muscle in your body, every nerve in the entire nervous system: all are under extreme and involuntary exertion. Your skeletal muscles of the lower extremities lock up, you begin hyperventilating, your heart rate and blood pressure spike, the diaphragm plunges deep within your abdomen, and your trunk contracts, compressing the contents of your bowls. It all comes out, everything, the nausea with it. Endorphins flood your bloodstream, and from regurgitation you experience one of the best feelings ever. The instant feeling of relief of vomiting is extremely euphoric. You love it.
Example:
I'm going drink 7 beers so I can go barfing. I love barfing


barf
Barfolomew! I'm a Mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!
Example:
1) It's not that we're afraid, far from it, it's just that we've got this thing about death... It's not us!
2) Funny, she doesn't look Druish.
3) They've gone to plaid!
4) Nice dissolve.
5) Always when I'm eating...!


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