Mike and Mike
Radio show on
ESPN Radio that features "
Greeny and Golic", that has somehow gained popularity despite their little knowledge of any other sport other than football. Golic played football in the NFL and has some
street credit and can actually discuss the game. Greeny on the other hand has no experience and a
chip on his shoulder to be as popular a Golic. Greeny often can only refer to his NY football Jets,
enen though they arent a popular team that America can relate to, are unsuccessful and the second most popular team in their city. People often change the station when he brings
the jets up. Both also shamelessly whore themself out to promote products in the middle of their show and during commercials. ESPN has done this for years, but pretty much the show is one big commercial now.
Bad acting is also accociated with these two. For example" Hey Golic?????"----Yessss Greeeennnyyyy??? then promote JC Penny. Another stand out quality is that both will never take a stand or have an opinion on a touchy subject, because they dont want to offend anyone. If a FAMOUS athlete commits a crime, and it is breaking news, they will not let any opinion out. Just access the situation like a news talk show. This is because they always want to have the guest on and dont want to get ESPN in trouble by offending anyone. They dont know what sports journalism is.
Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong
by Dickhead McDoucheface on Jul 27, 2019 07:32:58
These names are plays on words to get
gullible folks to say "
My Cock's Small" or "My Cock's Long." Either one works on a fool.
*Mike Oxmall can also be spelled "Mike Oxsmall for more
subtlety.
Example:
Chad:
Oi mate, I changed my name to Mike Oxmall.
Bradley: Hi, Mike Oxmall.
Chad: You
muppet.
Bradley: What?
Chad: Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong
60 Mike Mike
by TheAngrySniper on Jan 25, 2011 23:16:13
Example:
Soldier A: 2-1, This is Dagger. Requesting 60 Mike Mike rain on Grid location Sierra 55.3 Ultra, over.
Soldier B: 2-1 Copies all,
Hard rain is gonna fall on Sierra 55.3 Ultra, over.
Soldier A:
Hard copy 2-1, Thanks for the assist. Dagger out.
Mike Mike
by Gay Brad on Jun 18, 2022 00:37:08
That guy that annoys the fuck out of you at the bar. Rabid
Patriots fan but has never even been to Boston or any other place close to New England.
105 pounds on a good day and buys his clothes from the kids section at
Kohl's. Will likely smoke all your cigarettes.
Example:
- "I haven't had a
blowjob in months...any
ideas?"
- "Call Mike Mike."